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John
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I don't know about you guys, but this is probably one of the more exciting bits of news to come across the web today. A unicorn was born in England. Rainbows and magic soon to come.

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steevo15
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sorry to burst your bubble, was probably just a genetic deformity

John
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No, I refuse to believe that.

Look at that unicorn! It's in the middle of a forest, grazing peacefully and probably looking for some evil to smite!

drakokirby
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Yes but it is myth that a Unicorn is a horse, not a dear. Unless our fairy tales are wrong, your wrong John. However, if that is a real unicorn, I'm going to become a wizard and keel you all!

Drek
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looks like a deer with one horn. or a photoshopped pic. =P

drakokirby
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Or a deer with a horn glued to the top. I'm pretty sure that is the truth. Their trying to get tourist their and rake in the dough.

John
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Actually unicorns are not horses, it's just a popular painting of unicorns by the media because it's an easy reference. While they are built similar to horses they are not a subtype, they are their own being.

Girl_Power
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I'm sorry John its just a horse with a horn not a unicorn and plus unicorns look alot better than that!But sorry John its hard to believe I think its fiction.

drakokirby
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Eh, is that deer white? No. Unicorns bring magic, not dark magic. Brown is like the cousin of black which = Dark.

steevo15
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lets kill it and eat it, i wonder what unicorn tastes like

hitemup
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dude its a deer

John
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All I have to say is "Shun the non believers! SHUNNNNNNN!!!"

To everyone who says it's only a deer, give me proof.

drakokirby
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Can YOU prove it is a Unicorn?! How do we know if it's a Unicorn? What their some prophecy that a Unicorn will save us? NO! How do we know that they are going to do what I posted earlier?!

John
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Yes. It's a unicorn because it has the fundamental qualities of a unicorn.

"Unicorn" is a word or Latin origin, with "unus" meaning single and "cornu" meaning horn. Quite obviously, the unicorn in the picture has one horn. It also is in the natural habitat of a unicorn. And finally, it has the basic quadraped body and shape of a unicorn.

purpledinosaur
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dude it is a one antler deer sorry to say but it does not even look like a horse and unicorns dont exist

purpledinosaur
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sorry john I would believe it if I did not know what a deer looked like but the definition defines what I saw and it was born in italy sorry to say

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