Me, obviously. I'd allow women to have full rights to their body, and force them to undergo mandatory abortions so that they might not have this right infringed. I'd eliminate voter fraud by simply getting rid of voting. And there'd be world peace since I'd eventually rule the world. Poverty would become a thing of the past after I outlaw it, and disease and hunger would go the same way.
In short, I'd be a great leader. Of course, you wouldn't be able to think otherwise, but thats not the point.
B-but pang! If I was king, I would make it illegal to like the red sox! And by voting for mav, you broke his laws. Why not make yourself king? I mean, who in there right mind would want someone else? All politicians are stupid anyways.
I think that my APUSH teacher would be great. Let's all vote for the Angry Sun God!
B-but pang! If I was king, I would make it illegal to like the red sox!
GO METS!
Anyway, I would suck as leader. I would probably be a Stalin, but just kill people because I was bored. So the only way you could keep me interested would be revolting.
I know who must be King.... the King of America needs to be, Bruce Willis. XD No, I don't think that would do. Im not sure really who should be a "King" of the US. This is a hard question... no one comes to mind, and I have no interest of ruling America, so I wont vote for myself.
Poverty would become a thing of the past after I outlaw it, and disease and hunger would go the same way.
Exactly, idk why no one has ever thought of doing that before, lol. And we fought wars just to get away from monarchies, i dont really think anyone should be king or queen.
My pick, take a random hobo off the street, name him Charlie III.
Charlie III's propositions: 1)Anyone who is impoverished, send to jail. 2)Anyone who defies me shall get the BANHAMMER 3)I am the king, you shall be my THRALL.
4) YOU SHALL NOT PASS! 5)Build up natural borders and elminate every country except U.S.A.
I want Jon Stewart to rule this nation. Don't you even try to deny it, you all know we'd be better off with that guy in the oval office (or whatever office belonged to the king).
