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JCCOOL
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If there was to be a monarchy in the Usa what person/s or celebrity/s whould you choose to be King and/or Queen ?
JCCOOL.

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EmperorPalpatine
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This reminds me of Monty Python.

Stewart-Colbert campaign.

I'd rather have it the other way around. Imagine Colbert giving a coronation speech. It would probably be like this.
Kasic
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Seeing as there is no suitable person...

I vote a random cat off the street. Anyone with me?

StDrake
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Well iuno..a cat? they tend to be a little on the tyrant side. Still a better idea than any American.
I know! Dalay Llama for king of US!

Minotaur55
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Good. Because that would go against the regime. And besides, voting is illegal.


Then what is the point of this thread??

Mila Kunis, that's all I have to say.


I second your vote sir.

Dalay Llama for king of US!


*Dalai Lama. And that would be interesting if he were King...
ironblade41
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You don't know how bad I want to say Paris Hilton or Rob Patz right now. I have to say....... CHUCK NORRIS!

Maverick4
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All further discussion should go to this thread since its already been established that I am the King of America.

Then what is the point of this thread??


It doesn't have one anymore, since it's now outdated. I am King of America now.
Minotaur55
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CHUCK NORRIS!


How the hell did I know somebody was gonna vote for him....?

It doesn't have one anymore, since it's now outdated. I am King of America now.


You became King? Interesting, I wonder what Obama has to say about this...
daleks
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How the hell did I know somebody was gonna vote for him....?

Cause for some reason people are crazy about him.

Also, SSTG and I are working on it. So far we have President and VP.
Maverick4
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You became King? Interesting, I wonder what Obama has to say about this...


Obama is but merely a puppet, maintaining relative order untilthe time is ripe for me to announce my ascension to the world.
SSTG
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Also, SSTG and I are working on it. So far we have President and VP.

Yup, we elected Mila Kunis for President and Kate Upton for the VP.
For the House leader I propose Candace Bailey.
knight_34
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I love how Maverick4 is allowed to flaunt himself.

Skeleton_Pilot
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I love how Maverick4 is allowed to flaunt himself.


There's a rule against flaunting? I was not aware. I must check the rule & guidelines again...

No excessive swearing, or flaunting


I guess I stand corrected!
handlerfan
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You in the USA fought us in the UK to get rid of our king. If you're so fed up of the Constitution, I suggest you return to the fold and become a member of the Commonwealth, like Canada, and adopt our good Queen Elizabeth II as your monarch.

shock457
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I'm an Emperor so screw you. XD

Emperors have more power than a king! They are dictators!!! XD

AG3 Clan. =)

toemas
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Me, obviously. I'd allow women to have full rights to their body, and force them to undergo mandatory abortions so that they might not have this right infringed


ummmmmmm maverick4 Iâm really hoping your joking here but if not wtf?!?! A mandatory abortion?!? Thatâs even worse than not letting women have an abortion! Imagine what that would do to a mom to tell her she had to kill her own baby by force! Plus by making a abortion a must you just crushed womanâs rights even more than they are (supposedly) crushed now thatâs like totally going against the very thing youâre fighting for. Sorry to go all political in the tavern but that kinda made me sick.

ps still in favor of Ronald Reagan as king ;D
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