You read that right folks...that title is what you will be doin in this mediocre Forum Game
Create a background or a reason for the above user's profile name..whether you think it is the actual reason they made it so...or you want to put a faux reason
Ex1 - pang's name comes from his interest in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Ex2 - pangtongshu's name comes from the fact that he is an elf with the ability to create shoes everytime he says the phrase "ang tong"
One dark, snowy night, a young boy walked out of his Alaskan cabin. All of the bear meat had been eaten, and his grandmother and parents were near starved.
This boy traveled to a far (1/2 a mile) away cave, in search of the terrible three headed tiger beast. The monster was said to be larger than a cruise ship, and with a strength equaling ten batmen.
Armed only with his wooden sword and toy flashlight, this tween ventured into the cave to slay the beast and bring back it's meat to feed his family, regardless of the rumors that said it tasted like shoe leather.
Deep inside the cave, he found a corpse. Turns out, a more manly person killed the beast and left it, with only 2 heads.
So, his family survived the harsh winter and he went on to join this website, naming himself after the Legendary Beast corpse that saved his life.
It was a long time ago, in a land most forgotten. It is here that the magical Frooton originated. An item of unspeakable usefulness, it was sought after by many across the land. Ole Billy Bob had a monopoly on the source, and was hereafter known as Billy Bob of the Frooton.
As the language evolved, titles became names,and the successors became to be known as simply Frootons. Now the source has run out, but the Frootons still search for the now mythical item, and Frank is the most recent in a long line of searchers. Now he scours the Kingdoms of Armoria, seeking a way to reclaim former glory for his family.
Taken rudely from his wookie friends to live with space vagobonds, Jacen son of Han Solo Maybe grew up in wretched conditions, mainly having to use a light saber as a spoon. In the 96th anniversary of the ship he was contained, the boy concocted an escape plan.
First, he stole several goods to aide him; a spoon, a black cape, and an extra long heavy dooty roll of toilet paper. Then, he made his way down to the garbage shoot.
Following in the prequel's footsteps, the garbage had a strange monster, lurking beneath the water, slithering around his legs. Taking the salvaged spoon, he gutted the beast, and stored the meat in his cape for later.
Opening the hatch to the outside space, he found that there was no oxygen, so being a creative lad, he made a mask out of garbage-swamp-monster-skin, trapping air inside his mouth. Then, he unrolled the toilet paper, and split it in half. With the first half, he TP'ed the whole space ship. The second half he used as a rope to climb down to a friendly desert home.
Upon discovering the internet, he found AG, and instead of naming himself Spoon-TP-Cape, he used his real name and the anniversary number of the ship he grew up in.
In the year 2020 a famed scientist named Frank created a new kind of Crouton a fruit flavored one so people could easily have fruit on their salads, he named it, the Frooton.
Following in the prequel's footsteps, the garbage had a strange monster, lurking beneath the water, slithering around his legs
Woah woah woah, the space slug was in the originals, not the prequels.
As for TBAM, there once was a mine from which exactly 199.00 oz of silver were extracted. The son of the now bankrupt owner suffers from PTSD and cannot refrain from mentioning the infamous Silver 199 mine incident.
Woah woah woah, the space slug was in the originals, not the prequels.
It's a space slug? There aren't any cooler names than space slug?
The above user had committed a crime. He had stolen from the most wealthy Jedi in his... district(?). 96 trivingintillion Earth credits worth of equipment.
Since he needed a nap, he slept in a sewer the day after the heist, and awoke penniless. His chief suspect was a man named Jacen, supposedly raised by wookies and space pirates.
After browsing the web at a library computer, he found AG, and decided to name himself after the amount of money he lost and his arch enemy.
Frank likes a ton of fruits but wait there's more. He was being frank about eating a ton of fruits too, but quite frankly, frank couldn't decide if it was a space or an under score
He loved sonic so much when sonic 06 came out he bought it and kept playing it. The game was so terrible it ruined his mind and made it so he could only count to 4 (hence the 1234) and not realize he's necro'ing threads...
