You read that right folks...that title is what you will be doin in this mediocre Forum Game
Create a background or a reason for the above user's profile name..whether you think it is the actual reason they made it so...or you want to put a faux reason
Ex1 - pang's name comes from his interest in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Ex2 - pangtongshu's name comes from the fact that he is an elf with the ability to create shoes everytime he says the phrase "ang tong"
@Frank_Frooty's taken? Really? The above user had a big problem concerning his lethargism. So naturally he drank a lot of koolaid to aid his lethargy problems. 60 weeks later, soon after he turned 28, he thought back upon this happening, and came with this: bad lethargism + koolaid. Then he just added some random numbers.=blk2860.
You like eating a ton of Fruit Loops so you decided to use the first name that you could think of which began with F along with Fruitloopton. However, you accidentally typo'd on the last part and didn't notice until it was too late.
You are a one month old cow, who upon first coming to this site realized that activity was indeed, low. When making a username, you knew that you, as well as many other members, would not be very active. So, you named yourself what you were.
His name actually has nothing to do with any legendary beasts or whatnot, but it's a long tale that I can tell with my tail that will take a long time to tell this tale to you.
Long ago, the man now known as LEGEND_beast was watching Will Smith's 'I am Legend' for the one hundredth and god-knows-how-many-eth time. It was his favorite book that was adapted into his favorite movie played by his favorite actor, so of course he would watch it at least that many times! Why, not a day goes by when he doesn't think of the movie! The cast, the film crew, the director, he knew all of their names and trivial information by heart... He was such a nerdgasm over these things! Why, the disrespect of any of these people or this movie was enough to warrant a fight with ol' Legend! There wasn't anybody that walked away without something broken if they were to spit on the name of 'I am Legend'!
Well back to the story; One night, while munching on some briny and buttery popcorn, Legend's favorite scene had come up. A shameless gaudy smile followed by deep sonorous laughter filled the room. Unfortunately, the man hadn't fully chewed the popcorn into pure white and yellow buttery mush, and a stray popcorn kernel had found its way to his throat and lodge himself into his wind pipes! Legend's head jerked back in automatic reflex in order to unlodge it to allow him to breathe again, but this ironically buttery kernel couldn't slip out! Red faced and teary eyed, the man reached for the glass of water conveniently placed on a table when... Oh heavens no! The glass of water was placed at an unfortunate distance at an unfortunate angle!
Hands were scratching at the distant glass of water, at the salvation, but to no avail! It seems that Legend's last breaths would be exhaled during Legend's favorite movie while eating popcorn... when suddenly! To the rescue!!!!!! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No...
'Twas Legend's heroic golden retriever, Beast! Simply nudging the liquid salvation towards Legend's hand was enough of a heroic action to allow him to start chugging down the kernel and washing away the fear of death! Beast had saved his life yet again!
Later that day, Legend joined Armor Games because he thought the forums were cool, and what better username than something to honor his hero and dog? He really was man's best friend! No... he is
One day, the above a scrawny ten year old was drinking lemonade at his house when suddenly, BAM! Chuck Norris dives from the sky and ground pounds Batman into Manly's pool.
Seeing all the struggling and thrashing, he steps closer. A burst of water flies far above his head, and in that water Chuck Norris is flung out of his pool. Batman leaps onto poor Chuck and slams his face into the ground.
Then, turning to the small boy, he said those fateful words, "I'm Batman!" and grappled away. Immediately hair sprung from his chest, his biceps burst through his muscle shirt, and his belly grew a rock hard six pack.
Since then, because of Batman, Manly has been the most manly man aside from Batman. So he just imported himself into his user name and there you go.
He is the jack of hearts brother, Kard.
Because of the Love Kard
And when he entered blk for the abbreviation it was already taken so he smashed the keyboard, hitting 2860 and enter just after.
You were born in hell with no light and only fire. 45 is the .45 calibur gun you used to strike down upon the evil you swore you wouldn't become but became.
