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THANK YOU EVERYBODY! KEEP IT UP!

would like to personally thank tactical for posting my favorite song of the day.(wish I could listen to it but no sound on my computer). those who are posting the apocalypse time that has gone by. love the jokes, the eulogies and many more!

right now it is 4 hours into the apocalypse (0700 hours) and still no zombies..... but hey I live in a hell hole called Arizona so the may still be planning.

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WHOHOOO!!!!!! XD

Today is 12/21/12, I can reply, hey, add some pizza please.

A young lady walks into a general store...... on the way through the check out the cashier says to her, "thats a lot of food..... what are you storing up for the end of the world?" the young woman just stares at her in disgust.


horrible the end of the world joke. but hey I came up with it on the fly.

Today is 12/21/12, I can reply, hey, add some pizza please.

*bing bong* PIzza is here! one seafood pizza for 70 70 70. and 12 pepperoni, 12 cheese, and 12 pizzas with all the toppings they had. ("little caesars", and the seafood pizza from "changs&quot.
DIG IN!
oh btw sod is in the refrigerator.

Last I checked it was 8:30. A.M Time.

OMG - WHAT THE HELL?! EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.

If anyone complains I banned them for no reason, laughing at them "haha, end of the world - you're banned", don't listen to them. IT'S OBVIOUSLY A LIE.

YES no name it is that is why I am having this little party...... well now a big party! I love you all! *sniff sniff*

OMG - WHAT THE HELL?! EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.

If anyone complains I banned them for no reason, laughing at them "haha, end of the world - you're banned", don't listen to them. IT'S OBVIOUSLY A LIE.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE ALL GONNA DIE!!! F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Actually, they discovered another 6,000 years the myans made so were not gonna die...yet.

Either I died while sleeping and the afterlife is garbage, or I'm still alive. How can I know?!

Well, at least you guys are lucky. Here, it's -926 degrees and about 30 meteoroids are due for the country in about 6 hours or so. Nice knowing ya.

11 hours in, and zombies are asking to borrow the phone!

i saw this pie chart on ifunny. it went something like this.
how the world will end.
5%- giant meteors from space
95%-idiots will burn the planet to a crisp with riots