Suddenly yell out loud, freak out, and kick the penguin across the room into the wall. *penguin squeaks timidly as it dies* *Mastaplaya- "Oh no, what have I done! I killed a cute little penguin!" D:
Right, that's it! *Turns into a weird penguin-alicorn hybrid* (Insert "This isn't even my final form" joke here) *Teleports Crickster to the moon as well* Happy? Now we're both stuck on the moon. (I know it's lost)
I swear my igloo has an animal magnet, causing these things to appear of out nowhere. Well, out you go! *Opens airlock, realizing how fruitless it is to even try and stop them from appearing*