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Well, a new visitor to my igloo. *Writes in book* *Opens airlock* Goodbye.

*TELEPORT INTO BOOK* I'M BACK!!!

Who left this book here? It's called, "Sentient Paper, and its Uses." Well, out it goes. *Opens airlock*

EAT HIM.

DON'T EAT ME but you can eat snag

Great, traitorous sentient paper. Would be is easier to just burn it? *Throws out of airlock, with bear.*

Freak out and tell it penguins live in the Arctic. Then slam it over the head with some lip gloss until it leaves.

What... is this thing, and why is it attacking me with lip gloss? Anyway, out it goes. *Opens airlock*

*Disable what snag uses to not get suck out* Bye snag *snag flies off into space.

*la burn*

Now i finally have a evil lair-err home.

Move very, very slowly towards the door and prey he doesn't see me.

Interesting, a human. That's a rare visitor. Anyway, out it goes. *Opens airlock* (To Crickster, there's a wall between me, and the things that appear. That's how I can open the airlock, and not get sucked out)

Hey.i claimed this.Leave now.
Snag:*reaches for swich that opens airlock*
not so fast,sucka.age=2&start=19&ndsp=24">DIE.
*you get roasted*
Mmm,penguin for supper.*nom*

Funny thing is, the button is on the floor. *Hits button before dragon gets a chance to react*

Swans are immune to air locks. We can just fly back through it.