Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:
* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.
* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.
* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.
For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.
I don't know why jack Johnson thought this is what it means to SPIT A VERSE/He said he loves the planet and doesn't want to LEAVE IN A HURSE , so I'll bury him under the surface so he can be ONE WITH THE EARTH!
Hes been rhyming for WEEKS , but not one good drop , hes just got us falling ASLEEP/This battle is like Rick Ross vs E&E no comparison your WEAK/This is like the play offs he'll lose in the first round call him MAMI HEAT!
He'll (NEVER KNOW) what it means to battle , hes in a (BREAK DOWN) with hes words he couldn't build a picture if he had a blank canvas or LANDSCAPE/ There's (NO OTHER WAY) from him but to lose , but its ok hes (SITTING , WAITING , WISHING) he won , while thinking about (BANANA PANCAKES)!
for those who don't know those are songs from Jack Johnson.
This lame freak is not a STRONG SOULJA/ He has that name cuz he comes up with a good line ONCE every OCTOBA!
For the f**k if it I'll post something , but this isn't worth REPLYING TO/ After my post hes gonna put something like f**k I"VE BEEN EYEING YOU/
Look your INSPIRING WHO? , all he has is run on sentences , like his tongue is a bow tie , TIED IN TWO/ I don't know who told you , you can be a rapper they must of LIED TO YOU/
If you ever made a CD , you would be like K-FED no one WOULD BE BUYING YOU!
Uhm, where did the fine rythm go? Did you just mess up just to insult me?
I was going to something nice to you Something about the good things you do But hell you mess up in a lousy way Somewhat similar to DK today Not only did you skip the challenge Your rythm disappears, ruins the balance I have never said I am good at this But at least I still have a soul-y bliss
Never thought of strop as a rapper and i am not so good at it myself but here goes. endure it with me
Yo sonam is cool, everyone else drool, now dont look at me funny, cause i got tons of money, now please stop saying that i cant rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, now lets do it the american way, those who dont understand are on the way, so back up down the street, i told you to : back up back up down the street, now the american rap is like pure gold cause when i go to rap, the tickets are all sold, now this is the end of my rapping yahh, now dont you dare say i cant rap okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriously blackfang, is that all you can do? well happy f*cking congratulations to you. I had to read it one-two-three-FOUR times to understand whatever the hell you put up, you're crueler than Ayn Rand! so pick your ass up outta here you have no place with us guys who might have a real career!
I was going to say something nice to you Something about the good things you do But hell you mess up in a lousy way Somewhat similar to DK today Not only did you skip the challenge Your rhythm disappears, ruins the balance I have never said I am good at this But at least I still have a soul-y bliss
I SPIT FIRE B , so don't try and INSPIRE ME , thisisnotanalt I know you don't mean what you said I can tell through your LYING TEETH , Treat this like a jungle I'm from where LIONS EAT , thisisnotanalt and cenere are from the part where LIONS SLEEP , both of you are rhyming WEAK , they need 7 days make that 3 WEEKS , if we were betting with lumber they couldn't win if they were BUYING TREES , before they come up with a rhyme that's a KEEPER , I'll hypnotize there minds so they think they can win , make them both DREAMERS , in this pond there are a bunch of frogs there still tadpoles there not LEAPERS , thisisnotanalt has to come to ceneres DEFENSE , but both couldn't come up with bars if THEY CLIMBED OVER A FENCE , I think there thinking is to DENSE , there not making money so how can they even make any CENTS!(sense)
What shit're ya doin? Puttin letters at the end of your rhymes to make 'em work? your pot-induced "rhymes"'ll get me suin', and it irks and i nevah tell a lie, just like G. Washington yeah, before you dumped that crap i was having fun and i just took a potshot that was there and by your weak rhymes and blame games, i'd reason you're SCARED.
Look thiisnotanalt , a real EMC YOU"LL NEVER BE , I've seen your picture he looks like a cancer patient who just got into KEMO THERAPY , I don't know why you keep REPLYING , your DYING , EFFORTLESSLY , Your a corpse SOON TO BE , watch I put one hit on him , and he'll be yelling out all I want IS UNITY!
