Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:
* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.
* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.
* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.
For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.
you guys are kinda doing it over a bit, i didnt mean to curse each other with some hit, the rapping are good, but you gotta learn, you have to wait and let others have a turn, now i didnt much about rapping yesterday, so learning to rap in one day is cool, okay, so now that i am a master, i order you to stop, or a fiery pit will be the next thing you hop, so lets all cool down and knock it off, if you havent realized it already, sonam is really tough.
Dude, would you bust your ass for a cheap rhyme? Your awful rhymes are borderline approaching hate crime yeah, go play army with your plastic shells anyway but my cyanide squirt gun beats your sorry ass anyday.
You call those pubic acid tossings a rap? Please, I've heard better from a third grader on crystle meth! Now go watch 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' and squirt off to Beth!
Your rymes blow, they don't even flow! Consider this your hayday, Cuz' I'm a bring the 'Payday' on yo' ass! I'm a beast, while you quither in your sheets. Piss stained blanket, Shanke it!
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This is my yard, don't act tough, I'm calling your bluff!
I'm like the Phoenix bird , I RISE from the ASHES// I Bash the Bashful , and make you RE-CAST YOUR CRASHES// I'm like Johnson to Basketball , I bring the MAGIC// I'm fit for battle , I'll make you fall like the Towers , I know it's TRAGIC// This is more then Chaotic , bury you in the spot , or throw you where the TRASH-IS// My RAP IS MASSIVE , your PASSIVE , I'm HAVOC , I'll make you all my CAPTIVES , and put you back to your day job asking , "Do you want paper or PLASTIC"!//
I'm Napoleon , I'll pull your BONES-APART(BONAPARTE)// Can't feel your hits , I'm Iron man call me TONY STARK// You hit and miss , but see I'm a MIC BURNER// You amy hit me with some lines , but in the end get beat Like IKE TURNER// Let the MIC GO , your ICE COLD , LAY LOW , cuz your fear IT JUST MIGHT SHOW , your a formality THOUGH , I'll hit you with a FATALITY BLOW , Hes MAD AT ME SO , call me a bully cuz I'll beat him like that REALITY SHOW!//
You're like a fat lady's pants, stretched to the limit you say you got game, but you got a crap chance to win it try to keep your head through this, don't fall apart in it you're no virtuoso, you'd better just quit it after all of the battles, you still don't get it winner's spot, bettah just go up and give it!
why are we all fighting like a buncha maniac, dont fight or i will throw you out in a sack, for real , cause i am no joke, if you mess with me, its gonna worse than if you smoke, now i dont want you to think of me as bad cause i know that all your life you are sad you need a life, so get yourself a wife, now you can take my gf, cause i am done with her, and also she acts like she is my mother, so there i told yu to get outa here now if u dont i will send a wild bear,
