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Strop
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Bard

Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:

* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.

* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.

* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.

For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.

Have at it!

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sonam
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sonam
840 posts
Nomad

Guess you got afraid of my warning,
you better or you wont be able to feel a thing,
by that i mean you will be dead,
now can you put that in your stupid head,
we all want peace,
like mice eat cheese,
but you dont always get what you want,
cause its like the old aunt,
who never, who never, who never, never, never leaves,
oh now that it is all clear, the amount of gold will be in heaves.

thanks

BlackFang17
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Nomad

To thisisnotanalt........

He thinks he Has a RUGGED CHEST , an IRON VEST//
Him winning HES LYING TEXT , but I'll move on tell me who's DYING NEXT!//
My DIALECTIC is like a MILE QUEST , and I"m battling a MILD TEST//
I might IN-VEST , in this CHILD'S REST , I'll make him die with BREATHS , lyrical explosions on his body only PILES LEFT//
I'm as pleasant AS IT GETS//
I make PASSION TEXT , my Flows a MAGIC FLEX//
I'll make this [choose another word] CHECK , virgin pussy , hit em hard make him DIE WITH SEX!//
I LAUGH AT THIS//
SMASH HIS HITS//
Make him SLASH HIS WRIST WHILE I PASS-A-FIST!(pacifist)//

DDX
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Nomad

I'll show you what its like to not feel a thing
By the time I'm finished you'll still be aching
Cause people don't have time to listen to babbling
Run fast boy, cause when I'm here, I'm the king.

You think you can just start asking for peace
Pieces are small portions for the obese
Didn't you listen? no? then get an ear piece
This place is for the pros and the not he DECEASED.

This is my turf that you be trodding on.
Spitting dirty lyrics like that nasty tampon,
Call yourself wordsmith? it's worse than krypton
Turn around boy and the door is dead-on

D to the X

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Hell, you got seven years on me
if you're not some punkass ten year old
but when I'm done with you, we'll all decree
your challenge was fearless and bold
but ya just couldn't stand up to me
too nervous and high
to even give a shit and try
you spew shit about how I can't win it
but every time ya say that, you're one hell of a hypocrite.
you put 'em down, i'll pick 'em up
as long as you can crank out shit, I can pulverize it

Hiphopopotomis
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Nomad

Hey Alt is that the best you got
Cause in that case I better just stop,
Now I'll admit your words may be big
But speakin bout the ladys it's me they dig,
Because while you be spinnin and spinnin your lyrics
I got them dogs on their knees beggin for my,stick,
I can see this becoming a battle of epic proportion
Ending in one of us becoming a late room abortion,
And I would say it is several years too late
Leavin nothing for yo mama to medicate,
Bitch

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

I don't have time for small fry like you
so fuck off, I'm in the ring with a pro
I would beat you into the ground, it's true
but I don't want to touch your pathetic brain, dat's bad mojo.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

DDX

Consider this an invation,
To your ultimate Aniahlation,
To my Domination!


You need ta' go.
Your rymes Blow,
Step off,
I'm like the Hassle Hoff!

This is not about baywatch,
but you compleatly botch,
Leave it to the masta,
of Distasta,
Contemplated of a centuary old basta'

In the end, you'll be burnt up and crisp,
I'll leave you with a perminate Lisp!



(Hehe no offence ment, I just needed someone to rap about. PS: That's for the third hole!)

Parsat
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Blacksmith

Lil Gangsta Blaze, on the carpet downing cheeseburgers,
Drunken haze, out of shape, moaning bloody murder:
You think you're some Hoff but you chose the wrong time
To choose a role model who's way past his prime.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

Parsat.......

Foo' you sit your a** down,
after this, you'll be wearin' nothin' but a frown!
See I'm a king around here, I wear the crown.

You take yo' chessey rymes,
and go read the New York times,
I'm the biggest thing to hit this place,
since Switchfoot's disgrace!

Diss me?
I don't think so,
Ya' need ta' go!
You askin' fo' moe'?

Come clean, we all know ya' fear me!
See,
Ya' need to let it out,
it ain't a bout'
you,
Give up the rap, and go listen to U2!

sonam
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sonam
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Nomad

@ lil_gangsta_blaze


You think you are so cool,
for thinking that way, you are a fool,
now listen up kid, cause i got something important to say,
i announce you as the number one gay,
he, he

you gotta learn respect,
or be an insect,
cause we dont allow any kinda dis-honour,
if you do, you can call yourself a goner,
now watch me do this,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~music~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

so now you better give it up,
and do the bunny hop,
the way that makes us laugh and laugh,
like the time when bush will be sliced in half,
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

so all you gotta do is respect me,
and everyone else will just let you be,
so you better understand it,
cause i am hard on the lesson bit,
booom, boox, prahng, dumnb

see ya

DDX
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Nomad

Gangsta watch and learn my friend
Don't be start sh*t that chu can't mend
I'm here in da place like the only god send
We got this party started, you cant attend.

To all the wannabes carrying rhymes
you better step back and catch the time,
I show you how its done, my lyrics sublime
If I don't spin it, it's just a crime

Face it you just can't compare
You call that a rap, it gave me a scare
I don't mean its awesome, or even fair
It sucked so much like a wheel chair.

-D to the X

sonam
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sonam
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Nomad

now listen up kids, this is an arena,
people get hurt like john cena,
who kisses every ass he finds,
only the ass of rikishi is the one that he minds,

so we gotta do some wrestling,
and the winner gets the money like : bling, bling
so that is all for now better watch ur step
make sure yu are safe

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

@Sonam;

Please ya' need ta' stop,
Mess with me ya' get topped,
your rymes suck more then a loli-pop!

The only goner' hear is you,
Beggin fo' mercy,
Almost like the US currency!

Step aside,
If ya' don't abide,
ya' broke,
downtown on the Eastside,

Forget the manners, forget the respect,
I'ma a put it up in banners,
You suck, ya' rymes blow, leave ya' day job an go!
Did ya' get the text?

I'll destroy you and your crew!
And that's true!
I'll destroy you and your reputation,
in yo' nation!
This is my domination!

@DDX

Can ya' read?
Are you on speed?

Ya' ain't a god,
more like a damn frog!
My rymes blow you away,
you stay away!
Ya' actin' like a B*tch,
while makin' me ritch!

Stop actin' like hip-hop nazi,
now go play some yahtzee!
I'm a god damn reble,
ya afraid of the devil?

Ya' rap is considerd a feloney,
it ain't even close ta' a mothf*ckin melody!

Make no mistake,
I'm the maf*ckin' heavyweight!

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

Oh by the way, I mean no offence to anyone who is somehow offended by this!

Rap
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Rap
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Nomad

Ight, wana hear from a pro? i'll spit somthing.

just like Al Qaeda, i'll raise you and then i'll-destroy-you
and just to attack you, i'll train you then i'll-employ-you
thinkin i stand equiped with rhymes of mass-destruction
but then i'll put my lyrical bullets into mass-production
but now the rap game is overpopulated like hong kong city
but now theres no peace like bein run by a pro war committee

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