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you can't breathe underwater.

remember that, now, I almost died!

Well honestly, crap.... I learned a loooooooot of things the hard way, i gues i'l go with the hardest.. hmm... That you better be absolutely, 100% without a doubt sure, when you are going to marry someone, otherwise.... T.T Well i'l leave it at that, just not a good experience.

For those who aren't old enough to drink, don't. For those who are, drinking and bowling may end badly.

Here are some more... Don't say inappropriate words at lunch when the assistant principal is behind you.

I'm learning the hard how much effort college is right now I kill myself half the time but I hope to reap the benifits after

Apparently it's possible to dislocate your jaw from coughing too hard in the wrong position. Ask me how I know.

Don't take it personal if an ex (that you did your best to treat greatly, etc) goes back to talking with her ******* of an ex immediately after breaking up with you

There are some words that you can never take back...

How to hit a good flat serve. It's not easy making the change from eastern to continental.

Cats don't like being thrown across the room. I was five ok. The cat was fine.

Do not rub a cat's belly.
Do not bathe cats.

Do not weight train shortly after eating.

Do not rely on others.

Change the subject when your girlfriend asks "Does this make me look fat?"

Any answer you give to this question will lead to a black eye... Believe me, I know. (It also leads to loss of your Girlfriend.)

Don't use a rusty razor when shaving.

Blood and hair everywhere!

Blood and hair everywhere!

That reminds me of another one: don't wear swim trunks with the netting in them. I wore a pair that was too small last year when I was in Hawaii. Guess where the abrasion took place?