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Paper can be used to make funny things
Words can be used to make funny things

Therefore, words are made of paper

Worlds

Gaea is the primordial goddess of Earth and the ancestor of most of the Gods
The planets are named after gods

Therefore, all of the other planets in the solar system came from Earth.

Insects

Insects are annoying
Oranges are annoying (if you get this reference, tell me )

Therefore, orange insects are the most annoying ones

Gold

Gold is precious.
Diamonds are precious.
Therefore, a gold ingot is identical to a lump of coal at molecule level.

Pencils

Pencils can be used to draw
Weapons can be drawn to have them ready for use
Therefore, pencils can be used to ready a weapon (*throws a pencil at @doqck to see what happens*)

Ducks

Ducks are semi-aquatic birds.
Frogs are semi-aquatic.
Therefore, ducks have four legs.

Staple.

A staple is an office supply.
My Dad works in an office.
Therefore, my Dad is an office supply.

Lollipops

Lollipops taste well
Chocolate tastes well
Therefore, Lollipops are always made of chocolate

Glass

Glass tastes better than nothing.
Nothing tastes better than candy.
Therefore, glass tastes better than candy.

Chairs

Chairs can be broken
Bones can be broken

Therefore, all chairs are made of bones

Gravity

Gravity keeps us here.
The pursuit to find the meaning of existence keeps us here.

Therefore, I am moving to Jupiter. See ya.

Music

Music is made of sound
Louds are made of sound

Therefore, all kinds of loud are music

Night

Night is dark
Bars are dark
So bars are night.

Armor Games

Armor Games is awesome
Minecraft is awesome

Therefore, both AG and Minecraft were made by the same people

Basketball

Basketballs are spherical.
Earth is spherical.
So, the earth is a huge basketball.

You.