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Hamburger is food.
Chocolate is food
Therefore, Chocolate is hamburger (but better )

Kitten

An atom is small.
A mouse is small.
Therefore, an Atom is a mouse.

Cake.

A cake is a lie good
Winning the lottery is good
Therefore, the prize for winning the lottery is a cake

Water

^ I see what you did there

People can drink water
Rocks can't drink water
Therefore, a person isn't a rock

Changes

changes may be good
laws may be good
Therefore, changes are a law

Laws

Some laws are dumb
Some people are dumb
Theroefore, being a person is a law

Idiots

Idiots are you... (No,I'm not that mean.)

Idiots are annoying.
Anyone who tells a bad joke is annoying.(Idiots + Bad jokes = Me!)
Therefore,idiots tell bad jokes.
Baloons

Baloons is an incorrect spelling of "balloons"
Monkeys hate ballons

Thefore monkeys is an incorrect spelling of baloons!

Cats

Cats are cute
Birds are cute

Therefore, birds are cats

Dogs

Dogs are furry.
Human heads are (usually) furry.

Therefore, your head is a dog.
(Disclaimer: This statement not necessarily apply to all parties present, as they may not have fur on their heads. MachoManShark takes no responsibility for any feelings of exclusion from this statement, unless it is a good feeling of exclusion, then he takes full responsibility. MachoManShark apologizes for the ridiculous length of this post.)

Potatoes

Living off potatoes is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than eternal happiness.

Therefore, living off potatoes is better than eternal happiness.

Lemon

A lemon is a fruit,
An orange is also a fruit

Therefore, oranges are lemons

Orange Juice

Orange Juice is a liquid.
An ocean is made up of liquids.

Therefore, an ocean is made of orange juice.

Doors

Doors can be locked,
Locks can be locked

Therefore, doors are locks in our lives

Hunger

I can be hungry,
My dad can be hungry,

Therefore i can be my dad

Fire