I'd just give the finger to whatever/whoever was there. I'm assuming if I died right now I would probably be getting robbed, which would mean I'd possibly(probably) get shot. So I'd pop the bird up, get popped, and then drop like all good birdies do.
Honestly I think you all got the question wrong. I don't think the thread is asking what you would want your last words to be. It wants to know what was the last thing you said, which, assuming "you died right now" (see thread title), would be your last words.
Mine would be something like "hurry up!". Glorious, I know; nay, epic.
Hehe, maybe I'm misunderstanding but it seems many are answering what they would say if given the chance, not what their words would have been if they died this very second.
Mine would be "If you'd like some help, I'm not doing anything important right now."
Which would seem very sarcastic if I died immediately thereafter.
Person: pang, you ok? Me: Dying bro...but.. Person: but what? Me: I forgot what I was going to say..it was a line from the asdf movies..I can't remember- *croaks*