ForumsThe TavernIf you died right now, what are your last words?

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BadHaikuBird
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Nomad

Credit to Podrick_Payne for this one.

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pickpocket
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Shepherd

To continue the theme of the last two posts..

Person: pang, you ok?
Me: Dying bro...but..
Person: but what?
Me: I forgot what I was going to say..it was a line from the asdf movies..I can't remember- *croaks*


Oh, I got a better one

"Everybody do the flop!" *dead*
benman113
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Peasant

Get the shock paddles I'm about to die.
Hopefully I would not have wasted my death words like all you guys.

Erabor
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Erabor
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Nomad

I would say something like..... 'Get help, I'm dying.'
Sure, we all want to say something flowery and nice like ' Tell your mother I love her' or, 'Keep going, Ill be fine!!!' (Yeah right)

xeano321
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Farmer

"Everybody do the flop!" *dead*


"Hey Xeano, play that one about falling down the stairs"

"Sure thing pang"

*Wham wham wham BAM* *dead*
DaddyBigGiant
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Nomad

"I have to... Tell you... The location of the... Is..."

Go out making them wonder what you where going to say.

Drink
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Blacksmith

depends on who is all around me but i will most likely smile and say "see you all in hell"

RelliKNinja
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RelliKNinja
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Shepherd

I would say "You keep giving me bullets, and all I want is my money$!" But I guess that would depend on any particular day and its drama level...

RelliKNinja
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Shepherd

The question states 'right now' that being the case it would be an instant death with no time let alone cognitive ability to speak. Sad really...

mybrand24
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mybrand24
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Nomad

I would say GG

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

"They said I could never teach a lama to drive!"

pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Jester

"In your face, pick"

ShadowLegend454
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ShadowLegend454
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Nomad

"GG No Re"

Bman66
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Bman66
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Peasant

"The code to save the world i.. iii....s "

TheGenovesan
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TheGenovesan
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Nomad

"Hey, who turned off the lights?"
If you got that, then you sir/madam, are awesome.

Charlie506
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Nomad

" Time to shut down".

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