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"God gives and god takes..."

Aargh if devoured by a lion or a bear or crushed under a falling bridge.
Ahhh if attacked by a giant spider and rolled into a cocoon waiting to be eaten alive by it's babies.
Biatch, if back-stabbed by a girl.
Oh sh*t if about to be run over by a semi fully loaded.

Hey you know whos gay... you OH COME ON.

(Talking about Octodad) "...And when he tries to wash the dishes, his arms are all like - blooby blooby blooby!"

*flops arms around like an idiot*

i left a million dollars in the...___________________________________

*flatline*

im really dying so my words are IRONHIDE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

" I knew that button did something weird..."

" I killed your girlfriend. "

"See you soon."

"Green jester needs food--badly!"

And I'm sure that someone near me will quietly weep "Your health is low. Do you have potions? Or food?"

"Oops."

Someone has to say it.

"Rosebud."

"Oops."

"I hope my death will bring more people to Christ than I can do myself"

I'm a christian, so I want to bring people to Christ.

Agreed.

Mine would be that or "Huh. How odd."