omg those story's are scary and great (good camp fire ones)
well i have all most dround
me and my 2 brothers where swimming in the public pool and my brother jumps on my back (in the deep end)and i could hardly get some breath but he got off thoh it waz scary well i have been barked/chased at by dogs a few times
My friend Randy's little sister Isabella (Bella for short) chases mearound his house with a knife with a blade about a foot long. True story. (That has happened to me 3 times) (Randy's dad passed away on January 22, 2008. I was very close to him, including my whole grade.)
I almost drowned when I was about 7 but my cousin saved me. (I was swimming in a major lake in the US, and the tide carried me out, and it was too deep for me to stand, and I barely knew how to swim then.
ok heres mine, when i was 11 my freind and i were skateing and he was like i bet you cant ride of my roof(it is 2 story like the second story is only half of his house and the roof is flat i hope u can picture this) well i was scared out of my mind once i got up there but i tryed it (worst mistake of my life) i rode of and landed on the 1st floor roof but there i turned sharply to try and regain ballence i flew off did a back flip and landed on my face i got a metal plate in my forhead and 34 stiches in my face i still have a sick scar on my face i lost tons of blood i just remember falling looking toward my freind and seeing him running over then i woke up in the hospital.
i shot myself in the face i was leggaly dead for 2 minutes, i went to hell and a minute there was like a lifetime- constantine. my dad used to ride a motorcycle, once he forgot to break and it was red, his friend was behinde him, they crashed and flew like 50 feet, he is fine though . nothing for me yet, im joining the army, i like killing iraqis
when i was 9 my gf who was also 9 way back lol but anyway she was riding her new chopper bike at a red light when she was supposed too but this f'n guy ran her down. but i wish i would'v died instead of her.
...I'm not sure whether to interpret that part is something in character that Cartman would say or what. I'm just going to ignore it for now...
I free-run, breakdance and flip etc. so on the occasions that I crash heavily, I don't get the whole "I'm gonna die" thing. The worst I ever got was probably a sprain or a stress-fracture, so how you guys manage to snap like twigs is beyond me!
Well, there was one time, though I'm not sure it was quite an NDE. Apart from the time I seized up as a one-year old and landed in a coma (because the bathwater was too cold and sent me into shock???) but I obviously don't remember any of that.
Back in...2002...I think, I was a goalie for one of the school's soccer teams. We were practicing finishing strikes so it was my job to rush the strikers to try and stop them from scoring. So I recklessly charged this guy and dove directly in front of him and snatched the ball from in front of his feet. Unfortunately he was in the middle of his kick, so instead of kicking the ball, he kicked me in the ribs.
The next moment was like a flash but also an eternity- I'm not sure how else to describe it. It was like I was flying, which, for maybe a fraction of a second, I was, coz I got kicked, haha. Then I was in a world of pain unable to breathe and the coach was telling me to raise my arms (note: if you're winded, raise your arms- it helps you to start breathing again).
I thought "well that hurts like bloody heck but wheezing is normal after you get kicked" so I tried walking it off and resumed training. Only after the pain persisted for several hours and I still had trouble breathing did I bother seeing the doctor who told me I'd probably broken a rib or two but not like we could do anything about it. Fortunately I hadn't punctured my lung so I went to school as normal the next day where word had spread ahead of me and people thought that I was immortal, lol.
Lets see....last year I think that I went through an NDE.Me and my friend were mountain biking,when after a while we took a break next to a cliff.Many ledges jutted out of the cliff.I had the genious idea to try to climb up the cliff.It took me a while,but I made it to the top.As soon as I got their,I started to mock my friend on how slow of a climber he was...then i don't know how but i slipped.Just before I was about to go over the edge of the cliff (was at least a 25 ft. drop),I grabbed on to a big tree branch that was jutting over the top(yeah just like in the comics ;D).So,i'm just dangling there,holding on to the branch,terrified.I try to pull myself up,but I'm too terrified to really attempt to do anything.After about 5 seconds,I hear a cracking sound.I think to myself "oh sh*t" and then I don't really recall what happened.I don't know how long later,I remember just sitting their at the bottom of the cliff and just laughing.It must have been nervous laughter or something.I have NO idea how I did not get injured.Must've been luck..
I went tubing with this one girl,we hit a big snow hill I flippeed off landed on my shoulder,so close to my neck,my "clavical" was sticking out of my skin. At the time I thought she was smart but she told me it was just a bruise,so yeah shes retarded. Another time me and a friend were being really loud and got a noise complaint so some big guy came to his house and we grabbed a whole bunch of sharp knives and as we ran upstairs he fell and the cleaver fell right beside me,then Scared enough he pushes me and I almost fell out the window.
Also another time when I was at school with friends practicing softball throw I did a real crappy throw so when I went to go get the ball my friend decided to throw the ball as high as he could,lucky enough I wanted to tie my shoe right in the middle of the field and when everyone was screaming my name I just waved then when i looked up it hit me and I got knocked out for a bit,looked worse that it felt....After acouple weeks of course.
