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turret
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Shepherd

I want to now if any of you have had and NDE.

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goatslayer
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Nomad

Here is my finale death experience, wtching the Bears lose Super Bowl XL to the Colts.

theone99
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Shepherd

its lip synch..ph anyone read one of my hundred near death experiences?oh and to add another to black wasps got into my shirt when i was 8 and they stung the crap out of me and i got the hives,and im again allergic to bee stings.

Raistlin847
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lolz some of these are pretty crazy, lets see, I've fallen out of a treeand luckily landed in some semi soft moss, I was ripping down a sttep hill on my friends bike which had the worst brakes ever, he was in front and decided to trun and I tried but couldnt so hit the front brakes and spun so I was sliding sideways sumhow and managed to get off before the ditch with a big hard tree in the middle of it. I coulda died, it was crazy!

ExboMarker
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DID you see "death" the sickle guy
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nickelbacksucks
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Nomad

i had sexual intercourse with a thai hooker and got the clap


Wait a second.... was her name Apsara?
nickelbacksucks
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Yeah with the birth mark on her neck


.......... she said she loved me.
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I've had a couple:

1.When I was a couple of weeks old, I fell off one of those hospital beds.

2. When I was 2, my older sister fed me crayons.

3. When I was 4, my older sister somehow convinced me and my cousin that hitting a bee hive was a good idea. It didn't go to well.
(And you CAN die from bee stings.

4.I fell into some sort of well before I knew how to swim.

5.When I was a baby, someone knocked a T.V. over and it almost landed on my head, luckily it just missed and hit my arm.

6.When I was walking on the beach when I was a little kid, a stick somehow got between my toes and went inside the skin, I got an infection and almost lost my toe.

XD well I guess I'm just not that lucky huh?

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There was an article on Yahoo! about this and it was talking about what happens when you're technically dead and people who have been revived. I'm to lazy to provide a link, so if you really care about what was typed in this 30 seconds, then look it up for your self.

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5 years ago, my friend dared me to walk across the top of the monkey bars... and ofcourse, i fell on my head :'(. I got a concusion, and some other stuff...

theone99
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Shepherd

on page six you can read all nine of them! im an extremely lucky guy i could win the lotto when i get older.

turret
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Shepherd

I have ran through glass, fallen out of a forty foot tree, got shot in the eye, and survived a very big car crash.

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I got into a car accident, I was in the passenger seat we clipped back corner of a semi-truck my head hit the dashboard but i was sleeping so i only got a bad concussion an was out for two days.

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Any one heard of free running here? i am an amature at it, I can flip and such, but its not very impressive. Well, I was at my dads, (in the city) and was trying to clear a gap of around...10 feet, with a 20 foot drop, while doing a flip. Well, I on my feet, and didnt have time to roll for a safe landing. I twisted my ankel, and nearly fell back ward of the roof, luckily my freind tackeled me away from the ledge.

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Jester

Please don't laugh.I also drowned in poop in a hole.I was 3 years and also got killed by poop.DON'T LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!

juan999999
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Sorry i mean i fell into a hole of poop and also drowned myself when i was 3.

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