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I melt the land and then swim with the newest heat-resistant equipment.

Butler! Give me burned ice!

I take a piece of plastic ice and use a flame thrower.

Butler! Make a burger out of french fries and nothing else!

i get a potato and make a burger shaped giant fry.

BUTLER!!!!! say only butler in the next comment!

butler

Butler!
Kill Chuck Norris.

*gets acid sprayer* Consider it done. *sprays Chuck with acid*

butler! do nothing by doing something!

Yes, sir.

Butler!!!1!!! Buy the most expensive diamond and make it edible!

i make a machine that makes diamonds into hambugers.

Butler! Create a starship and survive falling into a black hole!

I build a star shaped ship and drive it into a shallow hole painted black.

Butler! Summon the Devil and God and make them both obey you!

I build robots with superpowers same to devils and gods programmed to obey me.

Butler! Kill me with a dagger but make me explode! You must use an uncustomized dagger.

I strap a time bomb to you before stabbing you in the heart repeatedly with a dagger. I then leave to let the time bomb blow you up as you lay dying.

Butler! Throw a ball and make it travel around the world at least once.

I use a Haro with an original solar reactor. I throw it while secretly remote controlling it.

Butler! Literally bombard the base with a machine gun!

i get a gun with exploding bullets and bombard the base

butler! get me my coffee! (Transformers reference there! dont ask. its a younger kids transformers.)

I give you a cup of coffee.

Butler! Light this ice sculpture on fire without causing it to melt!

It's actually a stone sculpture made into ice by a hologram, and lit it on fire.

Butler! Suicide but make this man kill you!