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Chryosten
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You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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Miraidematro
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I place a microphone that transmits sound to me, (outside the forest) near a tree in the forest. I then wait for the tree to fall, and tell you exactly what it sounds like. It's even recorded so you can play it back if you want.

Butler! Develop/invent a medicine that cures every desease that exists.

Chryosten
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I create a new type of placebo pill which allows cure of all diseases so long as you think it's working.

Butler! Ride a horse to space!

riku_ullman
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Farmer

I mix a horse with a bunch of crazy things to create a horse that does not need to breath and has as much power as a rocket with magical farts. lol.

Butler! make it so the word **** does not turn into stars when you submit it!

Chryosten
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As I have no idea what the word is, I think it is 'blob'.

Butler! Turn this cardboard box into a steel sword!

keanomes
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Farmer

*hands you a complete sword* There you are sir, you see I am simply one hell of a butler.

BUTLER!!! Fly me to the moon and let me swing among the stars

DarthTyrannausarus
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Nomad

I create magical beans that give you the ability to breathe in space and you now have magical farts.

BUTLERRRRR! Bring me a diamond toilet!

Chryosten
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I bring you a small diamond in the shape of a toilet.

Butler! Don't think about thinking about anything!

etg2002
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Scribe

I turn off my brain-wait, huh?

BUTLER!!!!!!! DONT SAY BUTLER IN THE NEXT COMMENT!!!!

keanomes
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Farmer

Easily my master!

SLAVE! eat a bowl of nails for breakfast... WITHOUT ANY MILK!

Lowco1
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Nomad

I make a vacum cleaner duplicate of me, and turned it on.

Butler! Destroy the starfish!

DarthTyrannausarus
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Nomad

I flame-thrower it and then flush it down my nice diamond toilet.

BUUuUUTTTLLLEERRRR! Bring me a Batman suit!

09philj
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-_- I buy a batman outfit.

Butler! Perfect low temperature fusion!

keanomes
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End the universe and wait until a quantum reshuffle where the universe has fusion at low temperature.

Butler! Do nothing by doing something!

Chryosten
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I mime playing the piano.

Butler! Summon lightning to strike that tree!

etg2002
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Scribe

I get a tesla coil and shoot the tree with it

BUTLER!!!! Do the next comment without telling someone to do something.

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