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Chryosten
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You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

Butler! Slay a darkfire.

Handstand.

what

Jacen96
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Bard

Clone myself and fire the clone, duh.

Butler, go mad from the revelation.

~~~Darth Caedus

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I wreck the room whilst speaking gibberish.

Butler! Make me become the President of the United States!

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

I load a flash game for you about obama.

Butler. for the second time... you're fired.

Jacen96
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Bard

I get fired, but my union puts me back on the job.

Butler! Calculate the last digit of pi and multiply it by ((e^pi*i)+1)

~~~Darth Caedus

camy999
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Treasurer

I build a super computer and start an infinite calculation to calculate Pi.
I build a time machine to travel to the end of time to find the answer to the infinite calculation. I Then reuse the supercomputer to multiply the last digit of Pi by ((e^pi*i)+1)

Butler! Bake me an invisible cake and then cut it into perfect halves.

Jacen96
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Bard

Bake the cake and then cut the pan in half.

Butler! Bring me Drops of Jupiter.

~~~Darth Caedus

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I drop Jupiter on you with nuclear powered rockets to propel.

Butler! Destroy AG.

camy999
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camy999
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Treasurer

Buys an AG doll then builds a bonfire and throws it on.
Butler. Destroy the world. However I want to be alive to see it

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I destroy the world with magic. Then you suffocate in a blank space.

Butler! Remove every spambot from Sky9Games forums.

Jacen96
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Bard

I destroy what's left of them for being a lost cause.

Butler! remove the stain that is Raze 3.

~~~Darth Caedus

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I threaten Justin to remove it. Raze 3 becomes the new half life 3.

Butler! Do Master thief quest on Raze 3 With no allies, all enemies, and most flags to win. Also sidearms only, no premium, no ability, no powerup. You must play on AG, and doesn't hack or glitch.

camy999
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camy999
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Treasurer

I hire Chuck Norris to be your Butler.
Butler! Capture and tame a Unicorn so it can be my pet.

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I ask Vist Foundation to built RX-0 for you.

Butler! Become Gundam.

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

No.

Butler! Don't do what i want you to do now!

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