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Chryosten
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Herald

You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

OK *cuts*

Butler! Go back in time without using a time machine.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I rewind the hands on my watch, thus going back in time.

Butler! Go to the moon without having your feet leave the ground.

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

I drink a limb re-grow potion and wear heavy lead boots. I then go to the moon and cut my feet on the moon. My limbs then grow and I come back to Earth.

Butler! Find an un-existing creature.

anewbeginning
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Nomad

I find a puppy which has just been born, previously un-existing.

Butler! Type in a single digit number which is higher than 9!

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
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Farmer

in a single digit number which is higher than 9!

Butler! Swim in the pool without getting wet!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I go swim in a pool of air.

Butler! Break the sound barrier without using any technology.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Well, sir, there was this thin glass barrier I named sound, and I broke it.

Butler! Eat barrel of wood!

Chryosten
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Herald

I take out a chocolate bar named 'Barrel of Wood' and eat it.

Butler! Build me a stone castle with only a shovel.

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

I call my magic wand "Shovel"! Here you go!

Butler! Bring me the cut bloody head of Justin Bieber and I want to see the news on TV about it!

pokemonrocks126
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Nomad

I use a cloning device to clone a NASA shuttle on mars open a teleportor on both ends and super speed through the portal grab the rock with the sandwich and a dodo head and zip back to you in 6 seconds
butler stab blk2860 in the head torture him and then bring me his head in 0.1 seconds

Crickster
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I just swap his head a random object in light speed.

Butler, find me a pony that can break the 4th wall without leaving the room and than shoot it for what it did to my fave pony a few weeks ago.

Snag618
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Granted, I'll use the teleporter installed in my room, and do as you ask.

Butler, bring Pinkie back from the dead.

pokemonrocks126
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Nomad

I use my affinity for ender magic to summon the pony and then shoot it with a bazooka
butler tell me what this is: geg frie pnoemhnen ednreagrogn

eliakith
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Its a gagging, on fire enderdragon sir
Butler! Give me a fart to smell through the internet!

pokemonrocks126
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Nomad

elia you failed its egg fire phenomon (think I spelt that word diff both times) enderdragon
I send you a box with a card with the words a fart to smell through the internet

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