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Here a note book filled with the dark secrets of all the admins.

Butler! Bring me all the cookies of R2D2 (the coolest member in the community, not the robot from star wars)

Baked fresh for you sir. With or without milk?

Butler! What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What kind of swallow, african or european?

Butler! Enjoy a CD-i zelda game.

~~~Darth Caedus

Acit combined with meth will do the trick. While drunk of course.

Butler! Shot Reton in the leg.

*takes out a gun and shoots Reton in the leg* That was easy.

Butler! Be in China and on Mercury at the same time.

*clones self on mercury*
*warps clone to china*
*im in a space suit*
done!

BUTLER!Die and live at the same time without cloning urself.

I use you're private jet to fly to China, then stand on a container of Mercury.
Is that high enough, sir?

Butler! Do the Fisch Schlapping Dance!

I use you're private jet to fly to China, then stand on a container of Mercury.
Is that high enough, sir?

Butler! Do the Fisch Schlapping Dance!

you got ninjad

As it happens, I have a degree in food product addition. 1 apple + 2 oranges = 3 fruit.

Butler! Answer this question: 'A man walked down the street.'

He fell in a hole and died.

Butler! Do nothing, absolutely nothing, including breathing and dying.

~~~Darth Caedus

Right away sir.

Butler! Make a new command!

Wash the window!
Did it...

Butler! Find an AndroiOs phone.

I buy a Samsung Galaxy S4, turning the operating system into iOS and give it to you.

Butler! Release me out of jail using only a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.