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Chryosten
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You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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Azywng
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Shepherd

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Butler! Hack Google!

Chryosten
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I walk to Google Campus with an axe and hit a building with it before leaving.

Butler! Open a safe using only a single screwdriver.

wookie1196
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Jester

I tell an insane lie about the government.

Butler! Go to the planet Mars without using technology!

Chryosten
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Herald

I walk onto a map of the planet Mars.

Butler! Be the first to post in this thread.

Shoeminor
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Blacksmith

I go back in time and hack into your profile and type the rules before you show up for dinner.

Butler!Eat the moon!

Snag618
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Blacksmith

I'll just eat some cheese. Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.

Butler! Explain the unexplainable.

anewbeginning
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Nomad

I buy the brand of milk that's within a bread shell (very disgusting) and cut off the shell.

Butler! What's the meaning of death, the multiverse, and nothing?

Shoeminor
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Blacksmith

0?????

Butler!Look at my portrait without opening your eyes!

Chryosten
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I'm already looking at it with my eyes closed considering that it's right in front of my face.

Butler! Build me a time machine using only modern technology and no magic.

wookie1196
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Jester

I make a clone of myself, get him to jump off a building, and carry his corpse to you

Butler! Go ban Armorgames.com!

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

I steal the mighty NewGrounds banhammer and throw it at the site.

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

*Butlah, create me a perfect House song!

Chryosten
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I go write a song about houses and because it is the only one of it's kind, it is deemed perfect.

Butler! Eat yourself without using any clones.

Snag618
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Blacksmith

I shall make a dish called yourself, and eat it.

Butler! Square pi.

Chryosten
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Herald

Easy! 9.86960440109...

Butler! Find a needle in a haystack.

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