60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.
I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...
Hooray they are finally married! It only took 58 pages and like 3 months but it happened! I bought a truckload of fortune cookies for everyone to have good luck! But mostly for you two! *winks at R2 and Aggz*
Getting married while I'm at work? Cruel man, cruel.
But alas! Aggs finally showed up. As the best man, I would like to propose a toast to the Bride and Groom. May all your problems be little ones (as in kids.)
This was anticlimactic. Where was the speech? The buildup? What about the flower girl? Tsk tsk. Well at least my job is over. It was hard pressing all of these buttons. Lights aren't cheap, you know.
*Drum on aa glass of water with spoon* Rip want to speech everyone! Xeano leave the grill, there is enough meat, it wnt run anyway. CLANCY! THESE SHRIMPS ARE FOR EATING! PU THEM DOWN RIGHT NOW! Storm get away from the antique sword on the wall! Anyway, when will be your turn heh? Your little sister is already married. Tst tsk.
