60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.
I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...
Inside the groom statue storm. Your beautifull Golden "Tavur" (google it. Yea its a gun).
R2, to the conffesion room. Yalla! Go! *push im inside and lock* Aggz, guard him.
Blackbelt! I like you. You may leave or join us. What will be your choise? Its a red wedding. We shall take ransom for R2. Join and get a part of that ransom.