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xeano321
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Here we are. Two months later.

60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.

I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...

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R2D21999
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Now, WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 28TH?


You know that answer. I was at your mom's place.
Pieguyme
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.....no more questions. Take him downtown, dan. He's guilty of all charges.

Speaking of which, what are the charges?

danielo
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*1 minute later after googlenig what vivisecting is*
Oh god no!!!

So R2, its seems we need to negotiate. Aggz is here and also storm.
Now, i want you to apologize for storm for hurting her dignity by getting married to her sister without per promistion.
And to aggz for getting into this without her full acceptnece. Thats it.

danielo
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*Story sonfar for anyone who got confused*

@R2D21999 have got married to @aggazaggashoofoo, using some dirty tricks.
@Stormwalker, her sister, didnt liked the idea.
@Danielo, the handsome priest, managed the ceremony.
After the wedding was done and the food have been served, a giant cake was brought tin. As aggz srart slicing thr cske, ger sister, Storm, stormed out from inside the cake with two Uzi's (Israel made!), wher she was hiding, giving Aggz a uzi.
While R2, in full shocked, tried to flee, Danielo grabbed him and threatning him with a dagger, and so betrayed him. He was thrown to the conffesion room, while aggz abd storm shooting @Xeano and @Clancy for trying to help R2.
At thisnpoint, @pieguyme joined the kiddnapers.
R2 tried to escape, only to get tackeled by Daniel who was in the other room bandaging Xeano.

Now R2, storm and aggz are talking in the conffesion room. Pieguyme is guarding the meeting.

R2D21999
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But Storm already knew about it, how did you think she found us?

And Aggs accepted fully, I believe we all saw it.

aggazaggashoofoo
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If you want to be technical, I used a paint gun to shoot Xeano. Machine gun paintgun. And if R2 doesn't pay me the million dollars that he owes me from a lost bet, Im gonna use my machine paintgun to shoot him in some rather sensitive places.

StormWalker
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Oh god no!!!

BUT WHY D:
aggazaggashoofoo
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And Aggs accepted fully, I believe we all saw it.


And where's the proof? Where are the legal documents? The government papers? The so called bride's consent? No where! If you say this to be legal, your completely wrong! This is an abomination! This is abuse! This needs more salt! I DEMAND TO SEE TANGIBLE PROOF!
StormWalker
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This needs more salt!


On the vivisection?
danielo
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Lets settle this once and for all.
First of all, you need to talk as equal *grabs aggz and storm guns*. No guns, see ar2?
For another thing - aggz, you are married to R2. Now its just the last agreement. What he gives your family in return.

Aggz, see what R2 has made for you. He arranged all this wedding just for you.
Will you agree to be his wife, now that you can choose the terms?

Riptizoid101
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*Backs away slowly*

I'm just the lights guy... so I'll be leaving now. *Runs to limo and drives away*

Pieguyme
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*Knocks on door* Hey dan, everything OK in there? I heard lots of yelling and guns being moved around. I suppose the suspect has given a signed confession?

chang
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chang
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* Walks up behind Pieguyme *

Umm...uhh...I'm...actually just going to go...that...way.

* Runs and chases after Riptizoid101's limo *

danielo
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*blow pieguyme head off*
Now. Im leaving with the presents. I also took the money which was suppose to pay this al event. See you in hell!!! *spray R2 and thesisters*

Joking.

I realy want aggz and R2 to talk it off. Storm, why is it so other you that R2 want to Interneticly marrie your sister?

StormWalker
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Storm, why is it so other you that R2 want to Interneticly marrie your sister?


Uh, what? Could it be rephrased?
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