60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.
I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...
General, I, as the divined personal behind this wedding, took control to fix some parts which had to be fixed.
Now, as i said at lage 17, you can join us or you may leave. Commander, will you join in arms with me? (I got some Tavurs!) (For god sake - If i havent made things happen in the beginning this wedding whould have get forgotten and abandoned. I was in charge all along).
For another thing: R2, what can you offer to Storm? (I dont mean cash or just unreal things - a joke every week, a bet you will have to do (next time he meet with friends he need to wear a bra or something). Things he can actualy do.)
Aggz, in what terms will you accept to be happily married to R2? (You are already married. We negotiate the title "happily".