60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.
I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...
Because your personality is like a maze, at times it seems that I turn a corner and hit a corner then I get confused. But I keep on continuing to find the exit.
Or at least its because you're interesting.
Two, you still owe me a million.
I'm trying to win the lottery as hard as I can.
Three, I HAVE A MACHETE! MWHAHAHA!
Where's the blood?
Four, no i dont, i really want one though.
I could buy one for you! After I win the lottery and give you a million dollars.
Five, King Charles the somethinth made a new religion so people could get divorced. Maybe we should become followers of the church.
How about not?
Six, King Charles killed him exwifes. Chopped their heads clean off. Maybe we could do that too
I hate to break it to you but, your never going to find the exit of that maze. And it is insulting to some people if you call them a maze. Just saying. I finally found the perfect was to describe you R2D. R2D is like a slinky, useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. Apparently, wild R2Ds are very dumb, for they lack the knowledge of TAKING A HINT. Learn that talent.
Aggs, I love that description. Also, I will have to tell you both to be quiet. You will talk only when Dan or myself say you can. You will also refrain from killing and/or maiming each other. Refusing to obey these rules will result in solitary confinement.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NONONONONONO ONONONONONONONONONO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Yeah I know. I just had to think of something that sounded threatening and official. But please, do refrain from killing and/or maiming each other. Please.