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xeano321
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Here we are. Two months later.

60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.

I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...

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danielo
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...
Bother* not 'other'

Pieguyme
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I think he's asking why it bothers you that R2 wants to, in dan's words, "interneticly" marry Aggz. That help?

StormWalker
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Oh, okay.
Because my sister rejected him at every turn. And it's irritating.

danielo
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Console.writeline ("Aggz, is that true?"
If answer==true;
Console.writeline ("R2, what so you have to say in your defence?"
Else;
Console.writeline ("apearently R2 and aggz did had a speical link between them. Maybe you are the one who shaded over the entire thing?"

R2D21999
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Do we really have to go through this? Aggs and I have already married.

Pieguyme
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*points gun at R2* No, R2. We don't. Unless you want to live.....

danielo
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Yes you are. And there is (almost) nothing that can break it ,But it dosent change a thing.
I saw a TV proggram on National geographic, Taboo, and they showed their a kiddnape wedding. The bride "kiddnaped" his wife (she wanted this).
Even so, her family chased him with motorcycles arne machetees (they didnt hurt anyone, juet shown some muscles). So the husband payed a ceremonial payment to the bride family and they made peace with it.
And this is what we are doing here. We make peace betwenn camp "sisters" And camp "R2 and pals".

If you didnt noticed, storm and aggz are unarmed now. Only myself and pieguyme wear guns at the momment. Even xeano is good. What i cant say about clancy...

Aggz, R2, what do you have to say?

aggazaggashoofoo
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What I have to say. Hmmm. Well I have many things to say and ask. One, R2 why the hell are you so intrested in me? Two, you still owe me a million. Three, I HAVE A MACHETE! MWHAHAHA! Four, no i dont, i really want one though. Five, King Charles the somethinth made a new religion so people could get divorced. Maybe we should become followers of the church. Six, King Charles killed him exwifes. Chopped their heads clean off. Maybe we could do that too

Pieguyme
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Well, then. That escalated quickly...

R2D21999
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Good thing my love for Aggs is strong, like a bodybuilder made of diamonds.

StormWalker
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Pie, give me a knife. I swear I won't use it right now. I just want a knife. I odn't like being unarmed.

danielo
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Pie. Dont.

Storm, i want you to go see how Xeano is doing. These paintballs are much more painfulls then they seem.

Pieguyme
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Dan, go ahead. I'll make sure the don't kill each other. Sorry Storm. I've heard that excuse before.

R2D21999
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I love Aggs because she is so beautiful and her personality is so perfect.

aggazaggashoofoo
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R2, you didnt answer my questions. Shame on you.

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