I am holding a Joke compitition and the judges consist of me and worrinpeace, follow basic forum rules and every few pages i will pick a winner for each page
your so stupid you took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. your so stupid you heard that outside was chilly outside you ran outside and took a spoon with you your so stupid you did your report about a coloring book. your so stupid you watched the three stoges and took notes!!!
Tu Madre es.... Haha your mom is so fat, when she put on a red shirt and goes outside, everyone says, "Hey! It's the Kool-Aid man!" ......that's all I got. :P
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path! What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! What do you call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate clauses! What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. and finally - ta Daa! What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic" SANKA! 7 months ago
a blonde and a brunette are watching an evening news story about a man about to jump off a bridge. the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "i bet you £50 the man is going to jump." the blonde accepts the bet and, sure enough, the man jumps. the blonde gives the brunette £50. "i can't accept your money," says the brunette, "i watchedthe midday news and saw the man jump then." "i watched the midday news too," replies the blonde, "i just didn't think he'd jump twice in one day."
a blonde keeps checking her mail box. a neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she's waiting for a special delivery. "no," she replies, "but my computer keeps telling me i have mail."
a blonde has died her hair brown. a few days later she's out driving through the countryside when she stops to let a flock of sheep pass. admiring the cute wooly creatures, she says to the shephard, "if i can geuss how many sheep you have, can i take one?" the shephard agrees, so the blonde thinks for a moment and says, "352." the shephard is amazed, "you're right! which sheep would you like?" the blonde picks the cutest animal. the shephard says to her, "okay. hows this for a bet. if i can guess your real hair colour, can i have my dog back?"
i would type more but i'm doing this on my wii and my fingers hurt.
Whats worse than Ten dead babies in a barrel? One dead baby in Ten barrels! You know how they get 'em in there? Blender! You know how we get 'em out? Nacho chips!!!!!!!!!
Yo mammas so stupid, she got hitt by a parked car! Yo mommas so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! Yo mommas so fat when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming!
