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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese loves the name!

Shadow Fire Dragon Lord Cheese: 34/100

I tell the cheese its new name is very long to pronounce. TheSadTruth = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = TheSadTruth
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese sulks at your complaint.

Shadow Fire Dragon Lord Cheese: 17/100

I attempt to erase the cheese's name. BegoneName = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = BegoneName
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese liked the name so much it can't be gone!

Shadow Fire Dragon Lord Cheese: 16/100

I create a nickname for the cheese that is so ugly it can't be said or written and everybody keeps calling it by it's nickname in order to try to kill him from sadness! Wow = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Wow
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese gets used to the picking of the others in the end.

Shadow Fire Dragon Cheese: 4/100

Please Please Please Please Please = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Please
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Gogotank killed the "Shadow Fire Dragon Cheese"

Shadow Fire Dragon Cheese: -2/100

I create the "Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese" Unlucky = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Unlucky
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Armorplayer creates a cheese that is unlucky with its own kind.

Unlucky With Cheese Cheese: 100/100

I feel sorry for the cheese so I decide to Hug = 14 it.

DICE RESULTS
14 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You hug him so hard it hurt him!

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 86/100

I convince the cheese to talk with the cheese he loves for a long time but she doesn't know it! Dumped = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Dumped
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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armorplayergc did that

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 81/100

I torch the cheese with a flamethrower Flamed = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Flamed
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese had 70% of fire resistance

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 75/100

I kick the cheese! NO = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = NO
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You put a nice dent in it.

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 63/100

I start throwing the remains of destroyed cheese at the cheese. Graveyard = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Graveyard
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese is feeling a little scared!

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 52/100

I attack the cheese with a cheese sword! Decapitated = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Decapitated
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
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You cut it up nicely.

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 47/100

I'll demolish the cheese with a BFG 9000! [roll 1d20 BFG'd]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You ran out of mana

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 47/100

I use your BFG 9000! BFG = 20 and I use my giant laser of shadows! What = 5

DICE RESULTS
20 = BFG
5 = What
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
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Thank you for helping me!

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 22/100

I'll try slicing the cheese with an energy sword[roll 1d20 Sword'd]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You ran out of mana again! D:

Unlucky With Cheeses Cheese: 22/100

I use your energy sword! WOW = 5 and I create an avalanche of molten cheese on the cheese! AHHHHHHHH = 12

DICE RESULTS
5 = WOW
12 = AHHHHHHHH
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