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R2D21999
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We're all going to go the way of the dodo one day. So why not choose how you want to die? I understand that you can do that in real life, but without committing suicide, how would you want to die?

I would like to either die of old age or get shot between the eyes. Old age because I'll know that I fully lived my life. And shot between the eyes because it's quick, it might be painful but it's quick.

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SSTG
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I'd like to die in a white out. I love winter,snow and cold so that would be my favorite choice. Dying in my sleep would be a good one too.

SirLegendary
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I would want to die for the better of my country. If that would not be the case, I would, actually for some reason, want to post my secret idedntity, and information here on AG before I die. I would die with a smile, knowing my brothers here knew it wasn't just inactivity.

All jokes aside, I want to truly die for my country.

EmperorPalpatine
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If I had the cash, I'd pick a regulated IV drip of sleep aids and painkillers, with a second drip for vital nutrients. Everything would be automated. I'd have a vacuum system for excrement, and a full-body electrical muscle stimulation system to simulate exercise. So technically dying of old age in my sleep.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Probably in my sleep... That's seems the easiest way to go. Or doing something heroic that I could be remembered for, that always has been a dream of mine.

09philj
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Die of old age, in my sleep, then have my body donated for organ transplants, or a university medical school.

Jacen96
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In my sleep, peaceful and dreaming.

Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

~~~Darth Caedus

Erabor
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Erabor
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Nomad

Who wants to die??
IMMORTALITY

Dimf
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Dimf
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Shepherd

I would like to die in battle against evil!

Elionelion
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I would like to get eaten by a boa constrictor.

LaurenLouise1507
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Hmmmm.... Old age seems most appealing cause i'd be able to complain about not doing everything i wanted to do.
Or dying to protect someone that i love, cause why not be a hero.
And of course after dying of any cause i'll donate my organs ^-^ Cause I ain't gonna need em anymore. So kind, I know.

StormWalker
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IMMORTALITY

But that'd get lonely. I'd rather die.

Well, I've always had this idea that once I get bored with my life, I was going to go skydiving without a parachute, but only if there was a 100% certainty that I would die instantly upon impact. I'd rather not have to crawl around as a bleeding cripple until I finally expire. I guess that means I can't be an organ donor, though.
As long as it's painless and I'm ready for it, I don't care.

ellock
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The eccentric flair side of me says I want to die as a martyr... but that is usually painful...
I would prefer old age and in my sleep, but I want to be able to donate my organs to help save lives of people. Like whatever they can take; I want them to take it.

coppersmoke
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I would like to die in my sleep so infinite dreams, who wouldn't want that?

xeano321
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I would probably prefer being a hero, like saving a city. Or the world. You know, nothing crazy or big.

I would prefer not to think about it to be honest. Yes, it's a irrefutable fact of life, but why think about it? Might as well think of nice stuff. Like waffles.

Erabor
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@xeano321
Depends- Belgians, Eggos... What kind?

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