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R2D21999
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We're all going to go the way of the dodo one day. So why not choose how you want to die? I understand that you can do that in real life, but without committing suicide, how would you want to die?

I would like to either die of old age or get shot between the eyes. Old age because I'll know that I fully lived my life. And shot between the eyes because it's quick, it might be painful but it's quick.

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Loop_Stratos
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Eating cookies.

Kroag_God_of_Ib
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Kroag_God_of_Ib
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Shotgun blast

DarthTyrannausarus
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Shotgun blast

what? isn't that kinda sorta....well...painful?!

but dying of old age in my sleep would be the best way to go.

Im_a_gamer
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I'd go whit a hearth attack, for eating a lot of stuff that has a lot of sugar

Drink
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Drink
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in any way thats as painless as possible without it being in my sleep.. the thought of dying while asleep scares me.. i want to know that im about to die.. i dont know why.. i just do..

Crushmaster
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I'm counting on Jesus returning or technology advancing to the point where death is eradicated before that happens, but, if not, an uber heroic death would be pretty sweet. The most heroic death ever, past, present, or future.

Efan
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Either completely alone so I can reflect on the situation, or with a few chosen people so I can utterly confuse them with my last words.

Dying a painless death from space, looking down at the world wouldn't be so bad either.

SportShark
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I might want to be sucked into a vortex and thrown in a 20 mile long parabola route to my death, but not before I'm at least 86.34 years old.

Freakenstein
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technology advancing to the point where death is eradicated before that happen

By that time, I think the government would regulate age. . .and then we get to choose how we wanna die!

I kinda wanna die the Monty Python way. Something hilarious and with a pain-free end. I can't tell you what that entails, cause what happens in Monty Python stays in Monty Python.

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