Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:
1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.
I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.
As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.
When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.
For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10 Main: Knight's Sword Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30 Head: Knight's Helmet Torso: Knight's Body Armor Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
For default Mods
Hands: 10d10 Main: Banhammer Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60 Head: Torso: Mod Cape (neck) Legs:
ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows: Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH) Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH) Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll. Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH) Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH) Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH) Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person. Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed. Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment. ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.
Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.
Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.
Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.
Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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Name: JACKinbigletters.
Age: N/A
Background: (I don't think I've been here long enough to have a persona created around me... Unless I don't know about it...)
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Hands:
Main: Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (Because of maths!)
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 17
MET: 10
TIC: 11
R2D21999 tears the bandits' dirty clothes into strips to bandage Loop_Stratos's wounds. It made the situation worse. Loop_Stratos is dying. (-7 HP)
On the bandits' bodies you find:
four packets of flash powder
three bottles of red fluid
seven clink clank swords
The flash powder and bottles of red fluid can be found in the group inventory. You leave the clink clank swords where as you have weapons the same or better and they would only weight you down.
Flash powder - The bandits used these to momentarily blind their opponents with a bright flash.
Bottles of red fluid - It looks like a bottle of strawberry Kool-Aid.
There is nothing more to loot from the bodies.
INVENTORY
Gopher stone
Flash powder x4
Bottles of red fluid x3
Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti, and no, I won't tell you why that's my age, Matt
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Wicked Ninja Blade (3d4+2)
Off: Redactive Shield (+8) + Manacles
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Armor
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: le shirt (0)
Legs: le pants (0)
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Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12
I smell the red fluid. Maybe it's a healing potion. "Loop, drink this, and if you die, we won't drink it." I offer it to him nicely.
Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti, and no, I won't tell you why that's my age, Matt
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Wicked Ninja Blade (3d4+2)
Off: Redactive Shield (+8) + Manacles
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Armor
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: le shirt (0)
Legs: le pants (0)
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Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12
I put a little on my fingers, hoping it's not Kool-Aid and also not some sort of acid.
Name: Darkfire45
Age: 18
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to play with for the sake of amusement.
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Hands: Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4 Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6
I open Loop's mouth and pour the red fluid into his mouth.
Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti, and no, I won't tell you why that's my age, Matt
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Wicked Ninja Blade (3d4+2)
Off: Redactive Shield (+8) + Manacles
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Armor
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: le shirt (0)
Legs: le pants (0)
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Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12
I lick my fingers off and stare off in the direction of the scream. This must be magic Koolaid.
"I think we should probably go over there."
Name: Darkfire45
Age: 18
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to play with for the sake of amusement.
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Hands: Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4 Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6
Name: JACKinbigletters.
Age: N/A
Background: (I don't think I've been here long enough to have a persona created around me... Unless I don't know about it...)
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Hands:
Main: Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (Because of maths!)
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 17
MET: 10
TIC: 11
StormWalker's mouth feels a bit tingly. The red liquid tastes kind of like children's medicine.
MattEmAngel needlessly gropes the corpses.
JACKinbigletters helps Loop_Stratos to his feet. He still seems a bit dazed from almost dying.
Ominous music starts playing as the group splits up. R2D21999, StormWalker, and Darkfire45 head off to the direction of the scream back down the path, away from the arch. The bandit lays on the ground. Standing over the body is an imposing hooded figure about six feet tall with a still beating heart in his hand.
"Retreat is cowardice," he says in a deep, rumbling voice, "and cowardice is weakness. The world belongs to the strong."
