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Now that I have respawned, my hands are back. Now to have a nice drink... WHAT IS HAPPENING?

*Drinks heavily from green slime* ohboym, thatstuff is eallystrong... idon'tfeelsogo-*vomits* thatdidnot helpvery much... (i using myspacebar bug to my advantage for drunkiness) isthatreal? *hic*

*drinks some of the wine*
no... I can't *hic* let them in da-danger *hic*
Chr-Chryos... where *hic* are you? *hic*
*gets dizzy*

*Drinks a vodka barrel* Ethanol (regular, drinkable alcohol, C2H6O), with atmospheric carbon dioxide (CO2) = C3H6O2 (pyruvate, half of a glucose molecule, basic sugar) C3H6O2 + (2) O2 = (3) CO2 + (6) H + ENERGY. Therefore, alcohol + Tyranid ability for consumption and application of substances = energy . Aaaaanyway... What do we do with this stuff?

I don't *hic* know *hic* what d- did you say *hic* after E- *hic* Ethanol?

Doesn't matter. You seem to be too drunk to think straight.

I remember *hic* I had to do something important now *hic* I've talked with *hic* Chryos about it, but I don't remember what *hic* I had to do, and he *hic* hit his head and is lik- *hic* likely to forget it *hic*

[shamelesscopypasting]Hell-O[/shamelesscopypasting] hm i might have found a quite, um, red and yellow and black and hearty way to get ap and etg sober again

*comes crashing down from the roof wrestling a large plant*

Someone help me kill this plant so as to stop the spread of vines?

*hacks through vine-entangled doorway with two large knorks*
What? Where'd all these people come from?
*dodges flying chair*

Chairs can fly?

*hatrack pounces on Swarm*

Health Inspector: Let's see, no protection against poltergeists, minor tyrannid infestation, substandard ventilation, furred animals on staff and not wearing hairnets-

*burst of flame erupts from back room, scattering shrapnel everywhere*

Health Inspector: ... Improper storage of high explosives, *turns page over to write on the back* unidentifiable green substance being consumed with apparently toxic effects, failure to abate an overgrown chimney ...

Oi! That's all well and good, but how did this whole thing start?

I served that weird drink to two patrons, and I think it turned them invisible *dodges thrown bottle* and also destructive. The rest of it somehow escaped from the keg and mixed with some other drinks while I was trying to catch them. One of the rats froze it with a few ice blasts, but it must have defrosted when I was out getting the focus set up.

But are the thorny vines a result of the drink escaping or something else? and where did the mutant Hydra rats come from?

*is annoyed by the constant scribbling sound*

*to the official* STOP DOING THAT!!!