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*burst of flame erupts from back room, scattering shrapnel everywhere*

who pressed that red button?

wow, this was a tough one, i think I'm feeling better now, did I miss anything while I was drunk?

um... not really

Oh, well the vines were sort of a collateral of the incantation used for the focus I made with that alternate universe bear's tooth. The minimum safe distance was just a bit further than I thought it would be, so the Tavern is now on the verge of a nigh-impenetrable forest. On the plus side, it did get rid of that ugly wasteland we left outside and I'm now only 1/8 hydra.

The rats ... er, they keep coming up from somewhere, but I don't know. They seem mostly harmless most of the time.

*repeatedly punches plant into submission*

Now how are going to deal with the drink?

We must defeat the Vines somehow, share your ideas...

Well, maybe this customized MK1-Flamer I got can help. It uses a very flammable gas to deliver a scorching flame at a decent range...Funny thing is, that the flame is blue.

*Shoots flame at the Vines, also scorching the Health official's clothes along with a patron or two*

*vines seem unaffected*

Nice to see that these things are fireproof.

back. anyways, time to kill those vines. *starts throwing Jacob Sartorius at the vines* TAKE THIS YOU APP! GET CANCER!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!1!!11!!!one!!!

*grabs machete from under bar table and starts hacking away at the vines*

If anyone has disintegration or withering powers, they could probably be really helpful against these plants.

Well... I have dark magic *casts dark withering powers in the vines*
errr... this doesn't seem to work a lot
*more Vines start growing*
bad idea

POTENCY TIME! but first i gotta find the roots of this *disappears in the vines*

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OK I FOUND THEM , , , , , , , , , ne:- *BOOM* now the vines won't grow back because they don't have a sturdy anchor in the ground. problem?

These are adventitious roots. They feed and anchor the vines wherever they meet the ground, so that might not have done much. I've got some de-fertilizer that might work, though.

*passes doqck a green bottle labelled "MiracleNo" and gets another bottle from the back*

*starts hacking at vines*

I think it's working. Maybe. I'm not sure.

*machete breaks*

Uh. Nevermind. It didn't work.

*keeps throwing Jacob Sartorius at the vines*
*vines wither, slowly at first, but then fast and faster*
YAY! IT GOT CANCER!