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Perhaps Persistent people possibly possess prolonged painful problems.

*dragon begrudgingly drops Swarm and Balkan back at the tavern before fleeing from the Dragonborn*

Well, at least they're back now. Care to tell us how the journey was?

It was very fun. *waves goodbye to the dragon*

Too bad he's gone... I realy liked that dragon...

Persistent people got their bones broken.

I'm a shadow, I have no bones (I think) I'll try it

In the case of non-solid beings, I'm fairly certain they get whacked with magic or shouts.

Well... I guess I've been worse before... I can survive it... (or I hope so)

Well good luck and don't say I didn't warn you when you come back in a terrible state.

*drinks Hydra blood mead*

*drinks some water*
I'll go there
*goes to talk to the Dragonborn*
hey, Dragonborn, how are you today?

*a feint echo can be heard from a nearby hill*

Fus Ro Dah

Whilst ap tries his best to woo the Dragonborn, I'm going to try perform a magic trick.

*takes out iron maiden*

I'm going to need a volunteer for this. And don't worry, I assure you this trick is quite safe (maybe).

Wow, I tried 6 times already, but I only give up on 13! *tries again*
*silence*
...
*yells of pain* don't ask what happened now

meh. i'll try. not like i haven't already been dead for a couple weeks.
*gets in the Iron Maiden*
nice massage!

*closes iron maiden and it vanishes*

And it's gone! Where could it be? Who knows?

*meanwhile in the middle of a desert, an iron maiden appears*

Oh, magic trick time! Watch... watch me transform this, er, bar stool over there into a golden butterfly!

*makes some weird movements into the direction of said bar stool*
*a whole corner of the tavern where the stool was literally disappears in a fiery explosion*

Oops. I forgot not to cast spells after drinking dragon blood beverages... eheh.