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Liquid bio-mass is going to be a little tricky to get. It's possible but really hard to do.

*takes out a grave-digging shovel*

I'll need fresh human corpses and some sort of machine to turn them into liquid. None of which I have.

Just put them in a vat of strong acid, like the one outside.

I'll need fresh human corpses and some sort of machine to turn them into liquid. None of which I have.

Well, these pods were designed to turn humans into a gray puddle of DNA, which was then funnelled through tubes to be used wherever needed. This alien race, the Collectors, had millions of those. Will they do any good?

I'll have a mug of mead, my standard drink to cheer with. Do you have Dragon's Blood? And not that cherry mead thing, actual dragon blood mead?

This drink seems very crazy how can we name it?

*starts drinking*

give two medals to the guy who created it: one for creating an awesome drink, and the other one if he loses the first medal! *drinks more*

I bought that machine once. Couldn't figure out how to use it and it consumed a lot of power so I sold it.

*pours Hydra Blood Mead*

Also, Dragon Blood is out of stock so take the next best thing, Hydra Blood.

*pushes mug back*

Ew. No. Sorry, but hydra blood is gross.
Well then, looks like I have a new quest. Off to adventure I go!

*unsheathes Dragonbane and runs off, singing*

Dovahkiin, dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin...

I always preferred Dawnbreaker

dragons will destroy everything

Not if we are there to stop them, they won't!

What if they're nice?

Well, if you find a nice dragon, sure, I may consider refraining from destroying him completely.

Don't do that! Dragons are so cuddly and lovely and fluffy... Like puppies on steroids. Lots of steroids.

Yay, puppies! Kittens too?

what about camels? Different Camel wants to YAY a little too