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No no no no no! I've had enough battles for one day. I do not want to get caught in this war.

*attempts to pull lever only to find out missing*

Alright, who stole the lever?

*Dodges a Demonic Blast at the last minute* But Chryos. Remember, that I've isolated the power supply for maintaining the paradox. Even if you pulled the lever now, the previous event would not go away. Only a new one would be generated.

As for the lever..well. I haven't got the faintest. But who cares Look! New Angels to slay!

*Charges onto the Angel Ranks*

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

I'm a little tired of a war today, I'll just drink some beer now *starts drinking* if someone bothers me I'll attack the same person

Matt! it's been a long time! do you want to have a drink?

You fight them whilst I find the LE-VER! *trips on the lever*

Oh. There it is. It somehow moved to the floor. Let's hope something good happens.

*pulls it and rabbits suddenly start swarming the battlefield*

OH NO! NOT THOSE RABBITS AGAIN! RUN! RUN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE! or... fight if you want to have fun *starts killing rabbits with dark magic* THEY WILL TRY TO EAT YOU ALIVE!

*The whole mess of demons, angels and rabbits starts becoming impossible to comprehend*

Meh, Let's just kill everything to make it quiet and think!

*Stabs an angel, while spinning around and hitting a demon*

*stabs ground with a sword*

Restrict all those on the battlefield! Grand Prison!

*sword dissolves into the ground as a huge rune circle rises on the battlefield and traps everyone's movements*

*Examines cage* OI!. Not fair.

*Attempts to warp out of it through a portal*

KILL THE RABBITS FIRST! THEY CAN EXPLODE SPONTANEOUSLY! D:
*rabbits start exploding*
oh no... too late!

Any beer left?

*bursts into room followed by a swarm of hydrats*
NOBODY EAT THE PINK GRASS!

*a bishop rushes in from a different direction followed by a squadron of priests*
"DON'T SAY THE KID'S NAME!!"

*a dishevelled man climbs through the window*
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!"

Guys, I told you to stop doing that.
*the others mumble apologies and leave*

I collect 20 damage and put it in safekeeping.
I collect 20 damage and put it in safekeeping.
I collect 20 damage and put it in safekeeping.
I collect 20 damage and put it in safekeeping.
I collect 20 damage and put it in safekeeping.

Poison cloud? How utterly boring.

*creates a wind blade and uses it to blow the poison cloud into a glass container before dropping it in HahiHa's lab*

this fight is quite boring right now, *takes Icy-Shadow Blade and casts Dark Magic everywhere* now it's better