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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Now everyone in that prison is dead sans Doom. Great job. *slow clap*

Anyway, how are we going to clean up all of these corpses?

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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*creates a wind blade and uses it to blow the poison cloud into a glass container before dropping it in HahiHa's lab*

Nothing can enter my lab without my express permission. That's what I have the 'post bay' for, which is equipped to deal with such issues. You may be glad to hear that the poison was successfully evacuated.

Anyway, how are we going to clean up all of these corpses?

Build a dimensional vacuum cleaner. I have some sketches ready, just need to find an appropriate and empty dimension to dump stuff into.
FishPreferred
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You're hoping to destroy an enormous superheated fusion engine with a spattering of thermonuclear bombs?

Chryosten
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Seriously? A trillion bombs? We don't exactly condone destroying the universe here.

*activates failsafe which causes the trillion bombs to blink out of existence*

What? You didn't think this tavern came equipped with failsafes to prevent mass destruction from occurring?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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I am thirsty, give me the best wine you have here

Chryosten
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Yeah. Have some red wine.

*passes bottle to ap*

HahiHa
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*comes back with a large clunky machine*

My dimensional vacuum cleaner is ready. Yeah, I know, it still has design issues; but it's still experimental. Found a fitting dimension to send the trash to. Chryos, could you dispel the prison rune so I can take care of the corpses?

Chryosten
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Consider it done. *dispels rune prison*

Hopefully that machine of yours doesn't backfire and end up shooting out objects from the nozzle or start sucking everything else but the intended target.

HahiHa
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*starts vacuuming up the bodies with the machine's large tube*
Don't worry. This ugly baby should be perfectly safe. The bodies are sucked into a large desert dimension I found; they'll just get mummified by the heat.
*after a moment a loud commotion is heard form within the machine*
Huh, what's this?
*turns the machine off and looks inside*
Oh. Oh! Dune worms! Didn't think they still existed. Well, let's feed them some more.
*goes on cleaning the battlefield*

armorplayergc
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*drinks red wine* hey! I think I know this desert! what dimension is that? *starts to get dizzy from the wine*

Chryosten
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If the machine explodes for some strange reason, will the dune worms escape? How large are they anyway?

HahiHa
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*finishes to vacuum up the corpses*

hey! I think I know this desert! what dimension is that?

I have no idea, frankly. The sand is white, the sky is dark and here and there huge black crags loom in the distance. Sounds familiar to you?

If the machine explodes for some strange reason, will the dune worms escape?

Nah, most likely the portal would shut down. I mean, there is a very small chance that it might instead fling the portal wide open, though that will cause it to evaporate quickly. You'd have to be quick to pass, or fall, through.

How large are they anyway?

Their length is impossible to tell, but they look like a large desert cousin of the bobbit worm. Except that they could easily take down a human.

... Hey, listen! It's all quiet. They must have finished feeding on the corpsAAAAAAAAAH!

*the head of a large dune worm suddenly shoots out from the vacuum tube*
*gets grabbed by the worm and pulled inside the machine into the portal*

*another worm protrudes from the tube and tries to grab for Chryosten*
armorplayergc
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*tries to kill the worm with Icy-Shadow Blade before it grabs Chryos*

white sand, dark sky, crags... oh no! just no!

I have heard of that horrible place, we have to save HahiHa quickly! he may get eaten by worms, killed by the Dark Desert Bandits, he may freeze to death because that desert is quite cold, he may starve, run out of water, be consumed by darkness, fall in a darkness crag and... something else... something too bad to be said here

FishPreferred
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Easy. Just do this.
*rips wiring out of the vacuum*
*portal collapses and decapitates worm*

Oh, wait ... You, uh ... wanted to get him back first?

...

Uhm, I can fix this. Hang on.
*gets tinkering tools from cupboard*

Chryosten
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Hurry up Fish. We don't even know how long HahiHa would last inside a dune worm.

*takes out a bunch of explosives from a portal*

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