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Uhhh... I don't know what to do! *I hop on a table and start dancing* Will this help?!

*tosses toaster through portal whilst also getting hit by the device that Doom threw*

Gah! *gets knocked out whilst the portal closes behind me*

It really is funny how things go. Because I suggested throwing the toaster into the portal to Fish while it was actually Chryos who had it, it somehow duplicated the device in the process A local bug in space-time maybe?

*wakes up rubbing my sore head*

Why is the toaster still here? And is the teleportation complete? With nothing missing?

I'm in the Tavern, but I'm feeling quite weird, is anybody else feeling like that? *gets dizzy*

Not really. Must be you. And before I forget...

*takes out Death Orb*

Say, does anyone want to buy a death orb? Price is 25 gold but can be negotiated.

Death Orb? I think I'd like this item, I give 17 gold in it!

I give 25 for it *Hands 25 gold*

I could definitely find some use for it, and I'd rather not have it fall into the hands of a daemon prince or a dark spirit I offer 50 gold for the orb.

I've already handed 25, not offered, so here, have another 25 *hands 25 more gold*

... Is it edible?

No Fish, it isn't edible. Why on earth would you want to eat an orb that has a chance of killing you in the first place anyway?

Anyway, does anyone want to top Doom or Hahiha's offers? Or perhaps you two want to increase your current offers?

Yeah, I'll raise by 25 and offer you 75 for it.

And it's sold! The Death Orb goes straight to HahiHa!

*passes it to HahiHa in exchange for 75 gold*

Next up is the Weather Orb. Yes. Lame. I know. But when used effectively, you can cause natural disasters with it. I'll ask for 15 gold as a base offer.

Yes! Pleasure to do bargains with you Chryos.

It is not the same orb as that dark one from long ago (which you took) but do consider this a very late revenge, @Doombreed