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*recieves a beer* I guess we'll find out soon, won't we.

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Here ya go!

*Sticks a quarter into the jukebox. Sound of Buddy Holly by Weezer fills the air.*

I hope the beer given to R2D was of the Root variety. :P

There wouldn't happen to a way to change the channel on the TV would there?

~~~Darth Caedus

*recieves a beer* I guess we'll find out soon, won't we.

You're too young to be drinking that! Gimme! You, young man, should not be drinking this at your age. *drinks beer*

Excuse me sir, but you have just taken a paying customer's alcohol. Now I demand that you apologize and buy him another beer. Also, the drinking age in this tavern is 14, so R2 can!
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Here's the tv remote, Jacen. Switch it to whatever channel you like.

*places large tray of fried pork on counter*

In honor of Legend's knighthood, would anybody like some pork?

What pork? I don't see any pork around here. And why is there a unicorn in the tavern?

Oh lord, not the unicorn! Don't eat the unicorn!

Fried pork?! YUM! *chomps down with both hands* Omnomnom... Mmwalwayz mlohvm mpohrg!! Aah...

Need another Guiness with that please!

Here you go

Take it easy @MrDayCee, we don't want a passed out mod in the tavern.

That drink was *cough* Drugged *cough*

Excuse me while I go get myself a glass of water to drink.

Onezzmoar drunk burtandarrr! Phleez... ztazzdh goohd! *hic* Zyah!

Err... One more bottle of Guinness, sir? Coming right up...
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*cries for the loss and desecration of the poor pig*