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But... but... but... ... (oO) ...help?

Anyone?

Hello?

...

HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!! GET ME OUTTA HEREEEE!!!

*one hand slips away from the floor board and hits a pocket in his jacket*
Huh? Oh right! I remember having a twinkie with me!
*chomps down twinkie while waiting for his rescue*
Omnomnom...

Doom, any idea where that portal leads t- Oh wait nevermind, it's the Void. You just emptied a bottle of Void Essence. It does has a tendency to corrupt objects or create portals to the Void if mishandled.

*fires an anchor on a chain from the ceiling and into the portal*

Grab on the chain DayCee! We wouldn't want you to get corrupted do we?

*grabs anchor and starts climbing out of the portal*

Thanx Chryosten! And don't worry... I won't be easy to corrupt. I'm made of 100% pure goodness!

YAY! for pure goodness
I'm made of 90% pure YAYness

Be helpful and destroy the dragons outside! They're starting to close in.

*hoists anchor upwards out of the portal*

Someone should quickly close that portal before the Void Beasts come out of it.

But void beasts are fun to play with. You can teach them tricks and everything; like this one time wh-
*gets pounced on by void creatures*

Chryo! I got some gold for you, also a very friendly blacksmith made me some long daggers made from the dragon claws I broug~ Woah!!! What happened while I went to the village?!

*looks at Fish*
This is not a time to play with dogs from the void Fish, take your weapon out and let's get some more Dragon loots!

*shows both daggers*
Man, I never thought I would be killing dragons just after I got healed with Dragon's blood, made a hooded cloak from dragon wings, scales and claws, and got these wicked cool daggers
*sheathes both daggers at the waist*

*climbs atop the tavern roof*
Ummm... guys, we have a problem. There's *counts* 9 Dragons here and 13 Wyrms inbound
I hope you guys have some kind of dragon-proofing cause this might become a long battle.

*jumps off roof*

Let me see if I can get one for the team

*runs toward the forest*

*climbs canopy*
Now for me to wait for one to fly closer.

Where's Nietz running off to?! HEY?! Ah, never mind... he's too far away already.
Guess this means one man less to defend our precious tavern. *shrugs*

We need to fend off the dragons and close the portal.
Right... errmm... I'll start with the dragons! HUZZAH!

*runs outside and starts throwing rocks at the nearest dragon*
Here! Take this! And this! And... (oO)
*the rocks bounce off the dragon's scales without leaving as much as a scratch*
*gulp* ...I think... this is the wrong place for me...

*runs back inside the tavern*
I'm much better suited to close the portal! Yes! HUZZAH!
Let's see... how can we close this thing? Hmmm...
AH!
*grabs a rug and throws it over the portal*
That should fix i...
*rug gets sucked into the void*

Errmm... that didn't go as planned?
*sighs*
I guess I need some more ale to get buffed and come up with a proper plan.
*walks up to the bar, orders a pint and gulps it down in one go*
Aaaahhhh... there... that's much better!

*passes out and slams into the bar, head first*
WHAMMM!! (@.@)

Oh dammit, the best and finest of this place are hard at work. I am far better suited to fighting the dragons, my armor should withstand their claws and their fire attacks don't harm me. I'll see you outside.

*Goes outside and launches a demonic blast at one of the flying dragons*

Oh man, I would love to go dragon hunting right now! Somebody got to take care of the portal, though; and considering my past experiences with portals, I'm probably better suited anyway. So let's see...

*inspects the portal*

Hmm, yes. Classic mass-produced out-of-the-bottle void portal. This shouldn't take too long.

*sets up some dimensional resonators all around the portal and switches them on*

Good thing we beat the hell out of what-was-his-name-again not long ago (you know, that primordial void being), or else the tavern would already be full of lesser void beasts by now.

waS. I don't even know why it was named that way.

*Dragon swwops down*

*Jumps over it stabbing it in the process*

Aha! Take that!

*pulls lever to activate turret*

This should deal with any fodder monsters. Now to deal with the dragons.

*cracks neck and knuckles before summoning multiple lightning spears and firing them into the air *

-Meanwhile in the forest canopy-
Wow, the tavern's pretty flashy right now
But, it does not compare to what I have in store

*jumps on top of an unexpecting Dragon*
Now... where's that spot... Aha! *sticks both daggers on the dragon's wing joints*

*Dragon screeches, demanding attention from other Dragons and Wyrms*

*Climbs to the Dragon's head*

Now, for the eyes *stabs eyes*

And finally! *takes out belt full of explosives then wraps it on the Dragon*

*jumps off the tail and onto a tree*

WAIT, WHAT?! is waS back!? [it's named like that because it is "Saw" written backwards, Doom, even with the uppercase letter being "S"]

and also, why am I laying down in the floor? did I drink too much again?

*opens one eye while laying next to @armorplayergc *

Hey... 'sup?

*passes out again*