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joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Scribe

Can I order beer here?

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FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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Duke

Where's my bouncer Fishpreferred?
Just hanging up the new orders menu, but I think these nails are defective. They keep disappearing into the wall when I hit them.
MrDayCee
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MrDayCee
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*snaps fingers - fire dies* Neat trick huh?!

My banhammer? Ha... it's standing right here in the corner, besides my table...
But stealing it is impossible. It can only be lifted, handled and weilded by me you know. Anyone who tries to grab hold of the Doomhammer will be struck by lightning...

R2D21999
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*snaps fingers - fire dies*

So that's how mods end flame wars. *badum tish*

So can someone serve me some real beer or no? I'd like to feel my wheels spinning.

MrDayCee
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@R2D21999 Uhm... I think I consumed it all...

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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We can consider ourselves lucky the 40 liters of gasoline refused to explode. Still, I think the pyromaniac needs to be publicly flogged. The heat is not good for my mead, and ruining my mead is a heinous crime that will be met by public flogging (*mumbles* now where did I put my loaded hunting crop...)

etg2002
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etg2002
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Scribe

fire? exploding? and no one invited me?!?!

09philj
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09philj
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Jester

*Wakes up from bar*

Wzzz... wha? Fire? I missed it? Aw... We could have cooked sausages and marshmallows! :P

akshobhya
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akshobhya
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Justiciar

I missed it too!

Doombreed
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Doombreed
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@09philj not with that kind of fire we couldn't.. Trust me...I am the one who started it

@R2D21999 That is amazing! Simply amazing! I never thought of that! Great

Gogotank
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HA! Now your evil and sinister plan can't be completed, @Doombreed! And as @MrDayCee said, you can't hold the banhammer! It can be constructed only for the chosen few in the Admin's Forge, made from Steel of Responsibility, with the Grip of Activeness and the Symbol of Kindness on it, it can't be wielded by mortals. Only those who wear a cape of truth and have these qualities can hold it...

P.S: I thought of this while I was waiting myself to sleep on my bed. I think of the most awesome things during that time.

Doombreed
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@Gogotank yes you do BUT!:

1) I have no evil plan...I set the fire for the lulz, if I could grab the banhammer, all the better...

2) I am no mortal either...

3) How do you know how banhammers are made? The process is top secret! WITCH!!!

Gogotank
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1) Ok, I didn't know that.

2) In Armoria, you are. In your world you aren't. And by that I mean the place where Daemon Princes exist.

3) It's not top secret, but it's hidden somehow in the moderator description when you go to one's profile.

Doombreed
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Doombreed
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1) Now you do

2) We keep our abilities here in Armoria as well... There is no specific place where daemon Princes exist... We can go anywhere. We just stay in a parallel dimension most of the time

3) Let's see what the mods think about that. Right @MrDayCee ? Is that true?

akshobhya
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akshobhya
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Guys, give me some Juice, please...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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What kind of juice do you want anyway? There's apple juice, orange juice, grape juice, plum juice, cow juice, lemon juice, tiger juice, zombie juice, blood juice, etc

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