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Water? OK. here you go. this is water right? *Hands akshobhya lava bottle*

I'll have a croque monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead.

I asked for a water bottle, not a lava bottle. Please make it fast.

Ooh! Lava! *drinks it* Ah! I'd like some hotdeath soup now. I have the recipe. Do you want me to tell it to you?

I know you claim that you're a heat-preferred penguin but how the lava isn't burning up your insides I can't figure out.

No, we have an inner system developed to withstand great temperatures of heat.

Hmmm... Okay then. I might need to perform a few experiments on you.

*restrains Gogo before heading off to collect his surgery kit from his lab*

Does anyone want ?

hand me some fries. extra burnt. *Starts flinging fries at darkfire*

Oohh... fun! A game!!
*downs ale in one go*
Let's do this!
*grabs banhammer and hits flinging fries back to @etg2002 one by one*

Oh nice...everyone is distracted by the game...gonna set fire in this place again XD

Where's my gasoline?

I poured it into the toilet, just to prevent you from doing it again! Haha
You know it's always better to be safe than sor...
"BAMMM!!!"
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(Oo)
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*a big puff of smoke exits the toilet*
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Ooopsss... I think someone has been smoking in the bathroom again?!

*a big puff of smoke exits the toilet*
Ooopsss... I think someone has been smoking in the bathroom again?!

Buy 5 beer and get a free shark steak!

Someone, pour some water and save the Tavern.......