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hhm... ernie... nope. nada zip. zilch. zero. zing. air. nothing. nothing in my entire database of users i am making. sorry. speaking of people i have not seen in a while, @tdp551 has not been on in ten months...

Barman! A triple shot of whiskey!

Oh wait, I'm the barman....

*sniffle*

I STILL REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS NEW! WHY!?

It's getting to be quite over where I am. I think some Pimm's is in order. Mix one part Pimm's No. 1 (A gin based fruit cup.) with three parts lemonade in a large jug. Add slices of orange, cucumber, strawberries and mint. Ice may also be added.

A question. This is the tavern. We are serving both drink and food. Will @Ernie15 be serving the food now that he is back?

Oh dear. It appears I've overstocked on too much stuff and now the ingredients are begging to burst through the storage door. The drinks are fine though. Just don't mind the sea in the cellar.

Will @Ernie15 be serving the food now that he is back?

That depends. Someone is going to have to revive MBFF before I can cook anything.

may I order?

Maybe. someone is not brewing his beers!!! ( @Doombreed !!!)

Ever since when is it my responsibility?

Do my magical drinks help as a substitute for beer? Because I want someone to try out "One Of Everything" which literally has everything in it.

I'll take one too. I hope it won't be that bad.

I hope it won't be that bad.

It's pretty bad @gogotank

Last time someone ordered an 'all-in-one' they had to carry him out to the bone fields after he rampaged throughout the bar upside down... I remember how his face changed color for every mood he was in! Heheh...

Still want that drink @Gogotank?

Oi! @Freakenstein! OI!! FRANK! Com'ere! *waves*
Wanna play another round of our "Mod's Drink Or Die" game?
*slams dagger into the table top*

Oh, oh, oh.... bartender? I need some "erasing" stuff!

I had to forget the last two hours... maybe my wife and me had a clown for dinner, because after a TV-ad about musicals (don't ask me why, but this stuff is still some kind of famous here in Germany)... well, it was a long, long ad, several musicals was involved, the last one they mentioned was Rocky...

After it we throw some quirky ideas around... ended up in ideas for new musicals. i mean Rocky is a joke, we need real heros... real hero-musicals, of course not superhero-musicals, no, no... just hero-musicals... so here they are:

- Missing in Action - The musical
- Die Hard - The musical

and, for the more sophisticated people something different:

- Terminator - The opera

last night. my family had the absolute BEST monopoly moment ever. (star wars version!) here it was:
(Mom = My Mom)
(Me = Me)
(OB = Older Brother)

OB gets in jail.
Mom: my character is happy (obi wan) because for once, he is not in jail! (my mom had gotten in jail 5 times that game)
Mom Rolls, and gets in jail.
Mom: oh...
Me/OB/Mom: *LAUGHS HEAD OFF*
Me: oh boy...
I roll, get a twelve, (double 6) roll again, get 5 (2 3) and get in jail.
Me/OB/Mom: *dies of laughing disorder* (the laughing lasted for 10 minutes... we had to pause the game until then)

also, i want a everything drink! also, not everything is in there. you forgot this. *hands Dark a mysterious, small, yet SUPER-DENSE box*