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*voice that can be hardly heard* Dark, you froze me along with ScrewTheLag, I can't get out.

*bends backwards to evade fireball* Phew, that was- *slump* Ow! Memo to myself: do not limbo while wearing full set of armor.

I was hoping to stop everybody from fighting but it appears I missed a few idiots.

*sends in a harsh blizzard and summons an icy spiked field around the tavern in an attempt to stop Doom and HahiHa from fighting*

Not good enough Dark *launches fireballs all over*

You are going to have to try harder than that

(note: Some fireballs are moving towards @HahiHa )

er... ice? flaming sword man! and this is how i handle a thousand.
Time Destabilize!!! *everything slows down dramatically* starts slicing up arms.

@Doombreed Your fireballs were actually helpful.. well only the first one that melted the icicles trapping me (and burnt my face), the remaining ones where thence easy to dodge. But it seems I am failing to get close enough to get a good opportunity to strike. *Sigh* I will have to play my special card...

*lifts claymore up in the air* Behold, the cursed blade ICanHasDoom! After accidentally cutting @ScrewTheLag 's head off earlier, it seems my claymore has absorbed some kind of evil demon kitty blood essence or whatever. Now it has demon powers, mwahaha! *dark gooey tendrils start to radiate from the blade and scratch at the fabric of spacetime with their kitty paws of doom*

Meh?! hey, i am the only one who messes with the Space-Time Continuim!!! DOOM CELL, FIRE MUTLISHOT AT @HahiHa!!!!!!

Oh...I don't recognize this entity...What is your patron?

*Cuts off the first tendril* Oh...more of them

*starts fending off the tendrils*

Too many too many too many too many too many!

Ahahah! After all the recent events the air is so saturated with arcane energies, the tendrils can grow unhindered! Cut one off, blast some to pieces, and a dozen more will grow!

Concerning the patron, you'll have to ask ScrewTheLag; I'm new to this ^^

oh, no you dont! FIRE PIE CANNON!!!! *pie smacks me in face* wrong one. FIRE P.I.E. CANNON!!!!!!!! *giant laser beam smacks @HahiHa in the face*

*finishes third ale*

Nice fight to watch from up here on the hill...

Really? Seems like ice is rather ineffective! Time to move onto the next element.

*starts sending wind blades to cut everyone and everything*

Not if I have anything to say about it.

*summons a tornado to carry Screw somewhere far far away*

*knocked back by etg's laser and lands a dozen meters away*

Ouch. That hurt! I'm gonna get you as soon as I- *blink* *blink* Hang on.. I'm blind?! And where's my claymore gone?

Meanwhile, the cursed claymore has become independent and is hungrily absorbing magical energies

*blindly wanders around* I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna- *trips on a root, tears a gaping hole in spacetime where the tendrils had scratched and weakened it, and falls through* Cursed be my clumsineeeeeeeeeeeee*

*turns up body temperature*

Ice is easy to break free from...

*walks away and watches @HahiHa stumble and fall*

Haha, better be careful there my frie... SLAM!!!
*walks into horse*
Ouch... why do you park your steed here @Gogotank?
THUMB!! *horse kicks and sends me flying*

I'm coming to your rescue @ScrewTheLag... ... .. .. . . . . . .