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also, everyone remembers page 51, right? that was the doom cell.

*wakes up to the smell of smoke*

Oh god. Please don't tell me that the tavern has burnt down? It's very difficult for the auto-repair enchantment to work when there's nothing left to repair.

*sees everyone fighting like crazy against some weird creatures*

I'm going back to sleep... It must be some weird dream...

*grabs some chips and watches the battle*

Oh oh... That shouldn't happen... Maybe love will bring him back! *hugs ScrewTheLag*

*choking voice* Me!

*Unsheathes sword* I've been looking for a reason to cause some chaos!

TO THE WARP WITH YOU!

*Attacks @ScrewTheLag *

Hem hem *unsheathes claymore* here kitty kitty...

YOU DID NOT JUST GRAB MY BOOK!!! *suddenly, you realize there is a book beside me.* DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! *that happens while repeatingly whacking the arm, punctuating each hit with a DIE!!!* ah, Eragon is too good a book to lose.

Ouch! Fighting against a whirlwind of claws is no fun (and I already cut your head off once, let's not get repetitive). You're busy with that crazy dark knight anyway...

You! *points claymore at @Doombreed * You wanted to cause chaos? I challenge you to a duel(*)!

*The loser will have to get the winner a keg of booze

Alright! That's enough!

*unleashes a mass freezing spell which freezes the entire inhabitants of the tavern in solid ice*

Maybe this should cool your heads down. Now excuse me while I go get myself some hot chocolate.

I am lucky I had disappeared into the warp when this happened.

@HahiHa Finally, a fight worthy of the blood god's attention. FOR KHORNE!

*Unsheathes sword*

I will give you the first attack. Come on!

HAHIHA, YOU FOOLISH HUMAN, DON'T YOU REMEMBER THERE IS A TITANIC SOURCE OF BOOZE IN THR OCEAN?!

And someone knows why Dark just froze the tavern solid? Either way I'm glad he waited for us to be outside fighting the cyborg kittens, or we would have been trapped in there

Oh right, the duel! *turns around* So, I am to open, eh? *grips claymore tighter* *storms forward with claymore ready to strike* HaHAA!

*Disappears into the Warp*
*Appears behind HahiHa and strikes with sword*

too late

Waa! *stumbles and rolls* *hears blade swooshing near* Saved by my tumbling...

Warping, really? *gets up* Well, see if you can warp that! *starts a fast sequence of feints and slashes*

*Blocks with superior sword skill and power armor whenever sword skill fails*

You don't stand a chance against an Eternal Warrior!

*Jumps back and launches a fireball at HahiHa*